At least, that�s what Prince Harry was thinking, I�m sure, when he heard that his dad had invited Dita Von Teese to perform at his 24th birthday party.� Apparently Prince Charles met Dita at the Cartier International Polo Tournament last weekend. Then, according to the UK�s Daily Star:

Charmed by her alabaster assets, he asked what she did for a living and Dita, 35, replied: �I�m a dancer.�

This vague job description failed to convey that her act involves giving a rhythmic biology lesson in a giant martini glass and doing the sort of things to a massive olive which are illegal in most countries.

However, it was enough of a resume for Charles to extend an invitation, �explaining that his son loved a good dance.� Which Harry probably does!� Dita was reportedly �stunned when he suggested the idea,� and Charles was more than stunned when he realized what he�d done.

��he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.�

Too bad his staff told!� That would have been hilarious, and nearly as good as Stephen Colbert roasting President Bush at the Washington Press Corps dinner in 2006.

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