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Aug 2008

Im really not a fan of the expressionless Matrix actor Keanu Reeves but he goes through extra trouble to ensure us he is not even a pretty face anymore. If Keanu can ever find a job with that much facial hair, his next role is going to be a caveman that communicates by grunts…
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the f.i.b. throw great importance on lineage. so i will explain the hidden lines. after great uncle prince charming married cindy/cynthia, the ugwe sisters made a pact with the greys allowing the f.i.b. to form undercover, underground. i don’t know who this adam weist charcter is (who the ill arty’s try to claim) i thought he was batman. no.
i just feel in the era of hope after years of f.i.b. control, we are all a mass of chattering messes. blogs, reality t.v. chatter chatter. let out that pressure. so i believe we can handle the truth. there are other heritages to claim or unite with. so i will begin to explain the hidden. families that have always been around as long as the f.i.b. it goes back to the sisters. the ugwe’s & lies & asses got together so the family had to run. so they cut a deal with the peacekeepers the family from both sides suffered heavily from degafra syndrome so it became imperative that they flee.
there is a fabled line http://youtube.com/watch?v=23z0DowHIvI&feature=related that many have destroyed due to their syndrome. i believe the syndrome is teachings most definitely, genetic i do not know. i suffer from it highly, i am unable to comment. the family name is Degafra. many have chosen an alliance unaware of an affiliation. i do see the signs especially on the internet, the foundation of communication. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgGMBDCU_IU&feature=related the Degafra’s Don’t Ever Give A Flying Rats’ Ass. i know there is no family coat of arms as nobody could be assed.
when the ugwe’s went in for the ill artys formula of assault, monsters serving up poisons. uncle & aunty charm just got up & left. no jibes, no revenge they just couldn’t be assed to die. all tribes are born of love, which led to this royal ass holding up guardians of tunnels to find true love. i am married; child bride. i am deeply in love with my husband. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VCr45XDKzA we re-met over burgers fries & chips & shared the chocolate milk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63CiRbiaoFo&feature=related he has a drool problem, i over him. i make no apologies over our love. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-38oelOufDc why should anybody? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLLEBAQLZ3Q&feature=related he is a yet he … http://youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo&feature=related amongst men. a man with an appetite. a man of russian stance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg&feature=related his title Jerkofath Degafra does not show the true man i love. we have had a blissfull union. how? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-GkwIRbLw8 we have learned to love each others quirks.
i admit i probably should not have gone for so many dinners with stan & karen, will & graces’s friends or encouraged both men to snort the buffet areas. http://youtube.com/watch?v=av6AucgbL24 i think of them both fondly. it was at their last public dinner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFv6zOF9lR4&feature=related (they divorced) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9TWD55xbQE&feature=related that i last saw my husbands eyes. that last snort of the beef fat seemed to just add to his bountiful face, i saw the fat run around the body then finally settle on the last fat free spot just under the eyes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8zJ8KIqgko&feature=related i like to think of it as beef o suction in reverse. the added bonus no lines around the eyes.
financially yes things got tight but he changed his ways as soon as our daughter was born. his world became beautiful. he just wanted what ever she wanted. she wanted her dad. ‘more’ she would shriek with giggles. so he took her at her word. he got a deal add ‘n fat. every fat burger in town not only wanted him they got him. if it’s fat my jerky is there. well in the old days. when things became difficult we lived off his shares. (years of others selling off my homeship then me regaining have taught me the value of a share.) we were happy, he taught our daughter to dribble, so she picked up a ball. when he was working he was able to be the goal post plus consume whole turkeys as he dribbled however soon the balls disappeared into his waist area. when we couldn’t get the last one out of his arm fat, as a family we addressed the problem. Jerkofath moved into the spare room & watched her from a far. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIRxY_FUfrE we got him the internet because it is brimming with advice. he had an addiction we love each other it would be alright.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7AN3WLHENY due to beef o suction he got on the wrong page yet sadly he left it more informed. he denied his addiction. he had read that other sufferers used apendages. in anger i picked up the teaspoon with fact & cried what is this? he didn’t know, he hadn’t seen anything smaller than a ladle in years. he decided that the other addicts were thin & gaunt due to the apendages. he was unable to heave to a dr. or drug store http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKmrQfxRHQ so he rolled down the plank from the ground floor to the garden & literally rolled on the garden hose. he liked it a lot. afterwards he glowed for he realised it could also be used for sucking chicken wings. it really was a happy time in our marraige. our daughter got into more dribbling that turned into watching the games. you know usual stuff. but then her hobby began to affect the family balance. well it wasn’ the hobby so much it was the man. not so much the man, the talent. i have no time or will to reflect on another womans husband, we all have family quirks i’m sure he has his thing but his effect seems to have imbalanced our very normal household.
http://expiring-frog.blogspot.com/2006/10/cow-poetry.html i being practically canadian, http://www.cowabduction.com/ = http://www.dublinka.com/pics/cow_poetry.jpg
ignored him at first. he looked so very thin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcT7u7abiZ4&feature=related
no jerky, i can only see my russian yet he looks so i couldn’t see anything frightning about him. i allowed my daughter to bring him in our home. walls were covered, conversations interupted & ended with b. they moved to europe so i went to a game with her, it’s when i re-met my love for fabric. there was a circus playing nearby & i thought of great uncle levi in the great west.
men bleeding from mining, fighting off billy the kid with the old, my greys don’t like your greys attitude. no pants the only fabric left, tent. he was a master of design & fabric there could not be such a barrier that he could cross. in a world of silks of asian butterflies, wools of tibet & scarlet’s cotton of crisp he could not let man wear tent. however life shook those mines & him. some call it denim in our family we call it tent.
i http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc&feature=related cried with tears of mind control when i saw the circus, the family http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWyznYNWeLs still safe. they got upset as always, this time i took their family home for jerkys caftan. they see it as i chose him each time & i do. so there has been tension, which of course i blame them, he doesn’t need anymore grief, who does? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MR6D7tL38U&feature=related
we moved to l.a. to be closer to b. all the shares gone. jerks got a job marketing the l.a. branch of add ‘n fat. he managed to get them to hook one of their outlets to the garden hoses yes plural so he was able to watch his heart practise every day. it was working. love always conquers. except he got hold of some flyer with b emblazoned. the ambulance was called he had to be prized off a goal post, we are a waiting trial. those 2 ambulance men & police walked into him. fortunately f.i.b. hidden camera’s will see men going in, lost football & sportsgear coming out.
our daughter hugs those lost footballs at nightime. she loves her dad. http://youtube.com/watch?v=2GTdAENistw
the picture of him when he gets so excited, his hoses swirling from every orafice his chatter of grunts & squeals fills my heart & head everyday. we are the degafra’s we are fat love. we get through it all. as we await his trial he was told to be seen publically so he got a job back at add n’ fat.
look things got tight o.k. i am the mother, the wife i had to be the one on control briefly. i made choices that probably could have been better. i panicked. once the shares went, the dividents could no longer be eaten. hoses started dropping i replaced the fat with sugar.
i gave him soda 15 sugars one can. his weight went back on, the bladder problem started, his teeth just shattered. we’d find them everywhere. so i replaced his teeth with fries. cute he advertises their wares by mouth & he will never go hungry. http://youtube.com/watch?v=51I0U8KpkIo&feature=related
alas as i did argue with the family & took their chips. (their argument being an ass is an ass. i agree but i’d rather rule some smarty ass’s then not. so we argue.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM7Bc91iVm8 somedays he gets confused & picks up the wrong box. he doesn’t need t.v. he is wired to all communication. i do quieten him with a glass of water, my jerks. electric household. we live a quiet life very few come to the door. except last week the b poster new york times square. i did cry. i admit it. i went to the police station & got out my own summons why wait for the obvious? i thought of going to the b family but time has altered my looks too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwUOaNZeyGw&feature=related the upshot is not good. he is my husband he is the man i love, the man i will take back to my homeship. http://youtube.com/watch?v=DNfEXY6K510&feature=related i can only stand by him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwh1Hu7Y5RI i don’t understand why the press & police are hounding me daily (our daughter is with another we would never put her through this invasion.) http://youtube.com/watch?v=s0FNckgqtlA i agree he does have a history. i don’t know where he is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQjtMJ14gzc&feature=related all clues of missing garden hoses ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsL2l1ctqws&feature=related seem to be heading towards the big l.a. football field. the police orignally thought it was new york. i assured the the intergalactic f.b.i. that he didn’t equate to king kong, http://youtube.com/watch?v=qsHVLaNsCSg i felt insulted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lBYxQGfEFA&feature=related am i that hairy?