With an episode entitled “We’ll Never Be Friends”, I knew I was in for an interesting ride on last night’s season premiere of The Hills. The hit MTV show that follows sometimes-friends Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Heidi Montag, Lo Bosworth, and Stephanie Pratt started off with a major bang for Season 4. The drama began when Lo and Lauren threw Audrina a birthday party at their house. Audrina didn’t seem to appreciate Lo’s attempts for friendship and Lo told Lauren all about it. I mean after all, she did spend “all day” in the kitchen (hard to imagine) and got cake on her dress. Oh no!

We once again saw Heidi and Spencer’s dysfunctional relationship when she conveniently didn’t tell him that her sister, Holly, was coming to stay the weekend with them until she showed up at the door. Whoopsy. Then she invited Holly to come live with them for a while without talking to Spencer about it first. Double whoopsy.

Lauren went out on a date with a guy she had gone to prom with in high school named Doug. They seemed to really hit it off and he couldn’t wait to see her again. He even came to the above-mentioned pool party and dealt with the drama. Lovely second date, eh? I would say it looked good for Lauren, but since we saw previews of him asking out Stephanie and have heard reports of her now dating My Boys actor, Kyle Howard, I don’t see this relationship lasting long.

Lauren made Lo talk with Audrina so the awkwardness would go away, but that plan pretty much backfired. When Lo went to the back house to talk it out, the conversation didn’t exactly go as planned. Lo told Audrina she was trying really hard to be her friend, but it wasn’t being reciprocated. Audrina then told Lo a line that will forever echo in reality tv history, “I just don’t care. We’ll never be friends.” Ouch. That’s almost as good as Lauren’s line to Heidi “I wanna forgive you, and I wanna forget you.” My guess is that we will see Audrina looking for a new crib pretty soon.

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