Kim Kardashian Goes To The Hospital
Kim Kardashian messed herself up! She cut her foot in her hotel room on Sunday night so bad she needed stitches. Apparently “she bled so much, it was ‘like a murder scene.’”
What happened? E! Online says she “slic[ed] her foot open on a broken mirror,” to which I said, “Huh?” And then I didn’t want think about either the unimaginable sex acts or unimaginable stupidity that would result in such an injury.
But then I read TMZ‘s story, which explains that Kim “sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table.” OIC. I hope she learned her lesson, namely that glass coffee tables are not meant to hold the weight of curvy girls like us.
Supposedly Kim has already started practicing for her turn on Dancing With The Stars, but it’s going to be pretty hard to dance (whether on a stage or a table, ahem) with her foot stitched up.
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