Paris Hilton Thinks She’s Rachael Ray (Or Something)
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have been spending a lot of time apart lately due to their schedules, which means that we’ve had a break from the endless stream of photos of the two of them canoodling and wearing various jewelry emblazoned with each others’ initials. People notes that the couple “spent their six-month anniversary apart.” (Not the six-month anniversary! Oh, the humanity!)
But Paris is planning Benji’s homecoming already, with an evening so exciting it might even give me a run for my money:
“His tour will finally be over so it will be nice just to be alone and together off the tour bus. I’ll cook him a nice dinner and stay inside and watch TV…I make the best lasagna.”
I’m sure she does make good lasagna, and I bet this is how she does it: 1) Yell for assistant. 2) Tell assistant to go to the store and buy a frozen lasagna. 3) Remove lasagna from box. 4) Heat lasagna up in the oven. 6) Dispose of box in such a way that no one will ever find it or link it to you. And voila - lasagna a la Celebutard!
[ Images by WENN ]
POSTED BY: gossipmonkey
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