On last night’s episode of The Hills, Spencer Pratt (looking abnormally thin) confirmed to millions what we already knew- that he is a crazy, manipulative, mean, vicious, schizophrenic, psycho little man. He and Ms. I Lie A Lot, Heidi Montag, avoided his sister Stephanie Pratt in the days leading up to her birthday. But, ALAS! Knowing that Lauren Conrad, Brody Jenner and company would be at the birthday party, they showed up late, forcing everyone else to retreat. They brought balloons and gifts and played nice to Stephanie. Then, the next day, he told her that he wished at many points in his life she was not his sister… That by choosing to hang out with L.C., she was “jumping ship” to the dark side and was no longer a part of his life. He was angry and horrible and just plain vicious. And this is the guy who credits Heidi for his getting to know Jesus? Riiiight.

On the Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth front, Lo’s still trying and Audrina’s still blowing her off. There was a really akward moment at the party where Lo told her that she was so glad she came and how pretty she looked, and Audrina just kinda of looked at her like, “why are you talking to me?”

Whitney Port got a big promotion at People’s Revolution and looks like she will now be living the luxurious, jet-setting bi-coastal lifestyle.

Oh, to live like the do in The Hills….

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