Even rich-ass Puff Daddy can’t deal with the price of gas these days. He uses the latest episode of his video blog to whine about how he can’t afford the $500,000 a month that it costs to fly his private jet back and forth between New York and Los Angeles. It’s forcing him to… horrors!… use regular old commercial airlines.

“Gas prices are too m[fin]‘ high…Can you believe this, I’m actually flying commercial, that’s how high gas prices are! So I feel you! Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is really happening…”

Not only that, but he also claims to be flying coach. Oh, the humanity! How low can one man be forced to go?? One can always try begging:

“I want to give a shout-out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil. If y’all could please send me some oil for my jet, I would truly appreciate it.”

Can you say “douche”? Diddy has enough money, why doesn’t he just buy a couple of oil rigs in Saudi Arabia for himself? He could add “oil mogul” to his resume. It’s probably one of the only things he hasn’t tried yet.

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