Stop the presses!� The famously stony-faced, skinny as a rail Victoria Beckham has admitted not only to being happy, but also eating.

She tells The Sun that she has been working out a lot, and that’s causing her to consume some actual calories.

“Yes, I am eating more,” she says. “I think you do eat more when you’re working out. And you want to eat healthily, so it’s good all round.”

What?!� I thought she subsisted entirely on a regimen of diet pills and speed her 900 calorie a day diet of “seaweed shakes, frozen grapes, and edamame beans.”

She’s also feeling good…and expresses it openly.

“I can genuinely say I’m content and happy at the moment… I’ve even been smiling a bit these days.”

I’m sorry, but I am sure it probably makes her children cry when she smiles, because they want to know what the smiley lady did with Mommy.

But wait… she’s happy, she’s eating… I think girl is knocked up!�� At least she better be!� Otherwise where is the fun in a healthy, smiling Posh Beckham?�� Boooorrring!!!

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