Gwyneth Paltrow Launches New Website
Gwyneth Paltrow is convinced her life is pretty nice. Wouldn’t you be? I mean, who doesn’t want to have children named after fruit, and a big baby diva of a husband who sews with his band, and wear slutty shoes that are so tall you can’t even walk in them without help, and counsel Madonna and Guy Ritchie on their crappy sham marriage, and go to Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding? Well, OK, actually that last one would have been fun. Anyway, Gwynnie wants to share all the secrets of her amazingly fabulous life with YOU, at her new website, inexplicably named GOOP.
There’s not much there yet besides an essay supposedly written by Gwynnie herself:
“My life is good because I am not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and feel nice.
Over the years, i have tried a lot of different things. I have made lots of mistakes. But I have figured some things out in the process and I would like to share them with you. Whether you want a good place to eat in London, some advice on where to stay in Austin, the recipe I made up this week, or some thoughts from one of my sages, GOOP is a little bit of everything that makes up my life.
Make your life good. Invest in what’s real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you’ve never been to. Learn something new. Don’t be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great.”
Is she trying to turn into Martha Stewart? I’m not sure. We’ll have to wait and see what she actually puts up on this site. I just seriously wish she had picked a better name, cause GOOP just makes me think of a mess that needs to be cleaned up, and if that’s how she characterizes what’s good about her life, I’d hate to see the bad.
POSTED BY: gossipmonkey
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