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Victoria Beckham Uses Bird Poop On Her Face

Victoria Beckham has finally revealed her beaty regime to us…she is using bird poop called, $200 a jar Geisha Facials, that claims that it is paste made out of nightingale droppings. It’s supposed to clean up her acne.

“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials. She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment. She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”

Now, where I live there are tons and tons of nightingale’s all around me. I wonder if I should sneak up on them, scare them, and collect what I scare from them? I could make a killing at $200 a jar. I could even name it after Victoria too. Anything with the Beckham name is sure to be a hit!

[Image By WENN]

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