Ryan Reynolds Doesn’t Want His Nipples To Bleed
Ryan Reynolds is training to run the New York Marathon on November 2, and in preparation he sat on the sidelines a couple of years ago and watched the end of the race.
“I expected exhaustion, but what I didn’t expect was to see just how much these runners had to EARN their prize. It was emotional. The pain was etched into their faces so deeply, you’d swear they’d spend the next three weeks looking like Abe Vigoda.
“I saw guys coming in to finish with bleeding nipples. Why in the hell were their nipples bleeding? People were crying. People were limping, hobbling, screaming, crawling. But most importantly, people were experiencing a sublime rapture that I couldn’t even hope to understand.”
That would be more than enough for me to give up the idea. But Ryan, he’s a stubborn - or sick, maybe - one.
“Let it be known at the outset, I am not a runner. I am a running joke. Waking up at 4:30 a.m. and jogging anywhere from 11 to 23 miles has been nothing short of horrifying.”
He’s got plenty of inspiration, though. He’s running to raise money to fight Parkinson’s disease, inspired by his father and Michael J. Fox. Awesome job, Ryan! Just make sure you put some Band-Aids or Vaseline on those nips before starting your race.
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POSTED BY: gossipmonkey
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