It’s okay everyone…Tom Cruise is not dead! A rumor started this morning that Tom had died while falling off of a cliff in New Zealand. First of all, people…he’s with Katie Holmes almost 24/7 so what would he be doing in New Zealand anyways? And second, we all know Tom can’t die. Xenu would come save him if this ever were the case! (I’m so going to get it from Xenu now, revealing all his secrets.)

Tom’s agent has confirmed he is alive and well. That makes me feel better because I would be in mourning for him. I loved Top Gun! This rumor is just like the one that happened when Tom Hanks was reported dead after falling off the same cliff in New Zealand two years ago. Are people seeing a pattern here? Both of them are Tom and it’s the same cliff?? Lucky I am here to clear things up!

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