At first when I saw this picture of Nicole Kidman on the cover of Parade, I thought it was someone pulling a Halloween prank on the internet.  Once I felt brave enough to uncover my eyes, I realized that it was no joke.

She might be crying tears of joy, but I am crying tears of pain and fear.  What happened to her neck?  And why does her mouth look like she just got done feasting off the barely-roasted flesh of young eunuchs?  And why does her head look 3.7 times too big for her body?

Poor Sunday Rose.  It must be hard having an alien for a mom.

Photo Source:  Entertainment Tonight

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