Jean-Claude Van Damme is in the middle of promoting his movie JCVD, that puts a spin on the reality movie industry and following Jean-Claude. He was being interviewed the other day by Newsweek‘s Sarah Ball when Jean-Claude stopped the interview and started asking the interviewer some pretty personal questions. Keep in mind that Jean-Claude is 48 and 5’9, is currently married to his fifth wife.

Jean-Claude: I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Reporter: OK –
JC: It was like being naked–I would love to be naked in front of you.

Reporter: Well, I –
JC: Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

Reporter: So you ‘ ve no regrets at all?
JC: Believe me–I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Reporter: Yes, I am.
JC: And are you 27, or 32?

Reporter: I ‘ m 22.
JC: Oh, f—. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

Reporter: I don ‘ t know. When is it?
JC: I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Reporter: Uh –
JC: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

I’m not sure what I would do if someone said that to me. I used to think he was hot back in my highschool days but now… ewwww…

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