The mythical wonder that intrigued many, and did more damage to American Idol than good, Sanjaya Malakar is set to release Dancing to the Music in My Head, an EP to prelude his debut album release, in exactly two weeks from today.� Are you excited?� Yeah me either.

And holy hell is this album cover scary or what?� It’s like a bad snap from a yearbook superlative “Most Artistic” photo shoot.� And I’m pretty sure that if you look close enough, that hand looks like it’s not even his.� Simon Cowell?� I’d recognize those furry wrists anywhere!

You can even preview this hot mess on Amazon.

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