Diana Ross has always been known for her flamboyant stage style, but this dress takes the proverbial cake. What in the world?� The main part of the dress is very pretty and elegant, but the fluffy shawl thing is just too much.� It looks like if�it creeped up any closer to her head, it would slowly smother her in a swirling red mist of death.���No, Diana, no!�� Save yourself!!� Wow… I think I better stop reading so many fantasy novels.��

At any rate… I used to luuurrrvvv Diana so much.� I thought she was the BEST singer back in the day.� However, she’s gone so wacky in the past ten years or so, what with grabbing Lil’ Kim‘s boobs at the VMAs, and then fondling an airport security guard’s boobs, and the drunk driving and all, that I don’t know what’s going on with her anymore.�� I can still sing all the words to “Upside Down” though!

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