Lily Allen Talks About Her Brother’s HUGE… Stinky Poo!!
The “Smile” singer is one very open-minded girl and we have to give her props but she needs some type of filter because there are some things that should be kept personal. Lily Allen talks about her brother’s penis!!
Apparently Alfie Allen, who recently stripped off to do the play Equus in London, also doesn’t seem to have many inhibitions since he did his business right in front of his sister.
Lily said in an interview with Attitude magazine: “When I lived at home, Alfie’s room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would have a bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up and come in for a wee, he has got a huge penis.”
“I’d just be like, ‘That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!’ He’d even poo in front of me a couple of times. He’s got no respect. I’d never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely.”
We definitely didn’t have to know these many details. I’m all for the no body prejudice crap but please don’t tell us your dirty stories! Please, Lily! This girl must have no conscience at all or she just likes to talk about herself as she goes on to tell she does NOT do bad sex!
Lily says: “If they are no good at having sex then it really upsets me.I think, ‘God, this is someone I’d like to spend the rest of my life with. But I cannot face having bad sex.’ You’ve either got it or you don’t!”
No bad sex!! NEVER! Not with Lily!! But do I need to mention there is normally more than one person involved in the sexual act and sometimes it’s not just one person’s problem… I mean maybe it’s not the guy’s fault maybe it’s you!! Maybe you don’t like him that much therefore it makes sex a bit pointless… what do I know anyway!!??!!
[Image by WENN]
POSTED BY: RitaSeven
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