Can you believe that Verne Troyer is almost the same size as that vodka bottle? I couldn’t even imagine going out with him when he would probably still drink me under the table.

I am sure he is in heaven with the vodka bottle and the bikini babes last night at a London club. Queen was right…butts make the world go round. I know I changed the lyrics a bit. These girls don’t have fat bottoms. I think Verne is either really drunk or he has no clue what to do with a butt near his face.

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