British singer/songwriter Lily Allen wants to become a nun so she can stop all the gossip blogs from talking about her. I don�t think that would work because Lily is clearly a sexual animal and wouldn�t be capable to take the vow of celibacy.

“BEING a nun now makes total sense. I wouldn’t do it for Jesus – I would do it to see tabloid gossip people have zero to write about. ‘She prays all [bleep]- ing day – what are we going to write about now?’ ” – Lily Allen to Spin Magazine (February 2009).

I might have some suggestions like �First Nun With Third Nipple�, “Lesbian Nun“, �Nun Gone Wild� and so on. It doesn�t really matter what you are but what you do. Lily made a very raunchy image for herself as an artist, she can�t now quit who she is!

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