Kenny Chesney Isn’t GAY!

I have never got the charm of Kenny Chesney, I like my country singers like Keith Urban, but Kenny has never sucked me in. He looks kinda weird to me! He is talking in the March 2009 issue of Playboy about how he’s had a great sex life sleeping with a lot of women to try to clear up the rumors that he is gay.
First, he explains how he can’t commit…and that he would rather blow his brains out…
I have friends who have a normal family, kids and a dog, and I think I would blow my brains out. Its fine for them. But Im such a free spirit, I feel more alive when Ive got somewhere to go. I can stay on my boat for a few weeks if I have a guitar and a girl and a Bob Marley CD. After that, Ive got to move around.
Then he goes on to say how he and Renee Zellweger got married in 2005.
I didnt have any clue as to what true marriage meant. I was so used to committing to one thing music and then I had to totally commit to a second thing, marriage, he said. I didnt know how to commit to both of them. It was a scary moment for me.
But the decision of citing fraud in the marriage is what he hangs onto…
I talked to my attorney and her attorney. In order for us to get an annulment, the legal papers could claim either physical abuse, which wasnt true, or three or four other things that also werent true, he said. The best thing we could put in there was fraud. So I said, All right, do it. Whatever.
For the rest of the interview, check after the jump…
He thinks that since he cited fraud on the annulment that he must be gay.
That is the most unbelievable thing in the world. Because Renee cited fraud, Kennys got to be gay. What guy who loves girls wouldnt be angry about that s—? Chesney said. I didnt sign up for that. I think people need to live their lives the way they want to, but Im pretty confident in the fact that I love girls. Ive got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay.
I really never thought of it that way, but I was talking to some people the other day and they were bringing it up asking. I really never thought about it before because really I don’t really care for Kenny.
The funniest thing of all is how he starts to explain how he is good with the ladies and how he was so drunk he can’t remember a couple of years in there. There is nothing sexier when a guy starts talking like that.
Man, I was over 100 several years ago. I cant believe Im actually saying this on the record: That was probably back in 2001. I had a good time in college, I really did. My first five years on the road were intense because I was the guy in college who never got laid until I started playing guitar, he continued. There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know? I got on the boards quite often. From 1993 to 1998 those five years were a blur. We would party on the bus after every show.
Okay, Kenny that was way more than I needed to know.
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