Lily Allen and some black panthers cover the April 2008 edition of Q Magazine.

The singer, who says some of the strangest stuff to the media lately, talks and talks some more about her new boyfriend, her old boyfriend, and her new hobby:� getting lap dances at strip clubs.

On her ex-boyfriend DJ Ed Simons (they split up last year after she miscarried his baby):

�We still speak two times a week, he texts me all the time, making sure I�m alright.� We never were not friends, it just became difficult. Because there was so much pain associated with everything that happened, for me I just needed to get away.� But we still love each other. And we talk all the time and maybe one day we�ll get back together. But I don�t know. Not right now.�

On her new boyfriend, Tom Dinsdale:

�Well, he�s hot. He�s cute, isn�t he? I had a sleep-over two nights ago and he came along.� Quite young, for me. What d�you wanna know? How big his c*** is? It�s very nice.�

On hanging out� at strip clubs and getting lapdances:

�I signed my publishing deal at Stringfellows and had a private dance. One of the naked ones. It was really embarrassing. It�s quite awkward if you�re not attracted to women, and I�m not.� I went to Spearmint Rhino the other day actually, for six hours. I�ve had lap dances there. It�s fun. I like having a chat with the strippers.�

Actually, no, Lily – I didn’t want to know about your boyfriend’s package.� And I also don’t get how you can say you’re not attracted to women, yet you brag about kissing lesbians.�� This girl.� Sigh.

Oh, and lest the panthers cause you to fear for Lily’s safety – fear not:� they were digitally added to the photos.

Image Source:� The Sun UK

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