George Clooney is hot and makes a lot of money right? Well now you can have a piece of George for yourself in Tofu.

PETA has this great idea that is sure to catch on everywhere. They are going to make Clofu, a mix of tofu and George’s perspiration.

“The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu. We could do that and give the tofu away. Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu, but what interests us most is that we would attract many people who don’t try tofu because they worry that it would be bland or that they wouldn’t know how to cook it. CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table.”

That’s exactly what it would take me to stop eating meat…George Clooney flavored tofu. (Who thought of this? They should be shot!) And in true George style…what does George think of this?

“As a mammal, I’m offended.”

I guess someone asked George to be a part of this. But we will have to wait to see if it actually goes through.

[Images by WENN]

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