Holly Madison may be hot, but the girl can’t dance. It’s bad. She’s long and awkward, uncoordinated, and has zero rhythm. Last night on Dancing with the Stars, Samantha Harris asked her partner Dmitry Chaplin if he wanted Jewel back and here’s what he said, “Of course I love Jewel, but Holly’s my partner now.” Wow, very reassuring!!

And though whiney baby Maksim Chmerkovskiy is throwing hate Melissa Rycroft‘s way, Holly speaks kindly of her.

“I think the biggest competition is Melissa from The Bachelor,” Holly told Us Weekly over the weekend. “She is an amazing dancer and everybody loves her, including me… She is super sweet and an amazing dancer.”

“I just want to make it to third or second [place],” she said. “I want to do as many dances as I can and wear as many awesome costumes as I can. I’m having so much fun with it. I want to stick with it as long as possible.”

Sorry, Holly. Your hot factor may have made you Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, but it ain’t getting you into the finals!!! But hey, at least you’re getting $200,000 for the gig.

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