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Mar 2009
John Mayer TOO “Adorable” For His Short Shorts!
You gotta love John Mayer! He sure knows how to provide a good laugh. The talented singer/songwriter is hosting a four-day cruise to Mexico with 3,000 of his biggest fans. I can imagine the women going totally wild when John came out in white short shorts and what is supposed to be a sailor’s uniform with the hat and everything!
We really don’t know how to say this delicately but those shorts aren’t exactly flattering and it makes John look kind of gay! Adorably gay!! I’m sure Jennifer Aniston wouldn’t have dumped him if she saw him in this number before…
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It makes him look like he’s still in the 1980′s! This is EXACTLY how guys looked that decade, and get this, he’s 32, he actually grew up in the 1980′s!