Calling his mom “the sexiest woman I know,” Shia LaBeouf reveals that his mom was not exactly the June Cleaver type.

“The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over.  All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.”

But wait, there’s more.  Shia says his mom is

“an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

Um, Oedipal much?  This interview is from Playboy, but I think perhaps Shia got confused and thought he was writing for a particularly creepy issue of  Penthouse Forum!

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