When are celebrities going to learn that we don’t want to know every tiny detail about their lives. First, Shia LaBeouf told us how he had the hots for his mom. And now in the newest issue of Playboy, Shia tells us all that yes, he has a small member. In great detail may I add. Here’s his account of what happened when he lost his virginity. (I’m warning you now, it’s a scary story so you might not want to read on.)

“I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.”

Now, Shia only lost his virginity four years ago, that doesn’t seem long ago to me! But the story doesn’t stop there, believe me. He goes on. He says he decided to try a move he had seen in a porn movie he watched.

“I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.”

I guess he doesn’t know when to stop. I really didn’t need to hear any of that story. I think my eyeballs are burnt to a crisp now. Take a lesson from Megan Fox, Shia don’t tell us everything you are thinking. Please!

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