Yes, I am a fan of John Mayer. I’m not ashamed to say it. I may be the only one that loves him, but that’s okay, everyone needs love some time. John took to twitter the other day to explain just how he isn’t a douche. You know I never really did think of him as one.

I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t. Let’s hammer this out today. Long before “douches” and “famewhores” there were these people called “showbiz types. Showbiz types” are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation’s tapestry. I’m a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly) That was interesting…I’m off to work. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Well, John, no matter how many times you make me mad I keep coming back to you. Does that mean anything? I hear that John reads everything that is said about him so maybe I’ll get an answer this time.

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