Sacha Baron Cohen should just have us expecting the unexpected by now, and he doesn’t disappoint:  he, I mean Bruno, and Alessandra Ambrosio are Marie Claire UK’s July 2009 cover girls.

The accompanying article is an A-Z of Bruno’s fashion must-haves, including:

“L:  Little black child… thanks to Madonna und Bruno, it’s zis season’s vardrobe essential.”

So tacky!  And yet so true.  Speaking of tacky, don’t miss the sexy pics of Bruno in a gold lame thong (below).  Oh yeah, Alessandra appears in the photo too (and there is NOTHING tacky about her!).  Enjoy!

Photo Source:  The Sun UK

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Alessandra Ambrosio Rocking Hot Milfy Bikini Body!

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