Mel Gibson Divorce Details Will Remain Under Wraps
We all wanted to know the lurid details about Mel Gibson‘s divorce, especially the financial side of things… come on, don’t pretend you didn’t! Unfortunately, unless there’s a document leak, we’re just going to have to speculate on just what happened with Mel’s estimated $900M in assets.
Los Angeles Superior Judge Frederick Shaller has granted Robyn Moore-Gibson a protective order keeping the divorce details final, including
expert witness reports, tax returns and financial records, as well as videotaped depositions and other family-related material… [it] also prevents the Gibsons from discussing the case publicly.
Despite this gag order, we can assume that under California’s community property laws – not to mention the fact that Robyn and Mel’s youngest child is still a minor – Mel is pretty well screwed. Fittingly, in my opinion.
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“Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
$500,000.00 is not enough for Robyn. She deserves more. You tell him, Jules. This man, this ingrate, this philanderer, this disrespectful self anointed ‘KING OF MALIBU’, phoney needs to lose it all. Oxy will clean out the rest, quicker than Billy Mays.
Looks like his teeth are rotten. Halitosis. Hair is going too. Face looks like a road map. Money soon to be squandered by the Russian. Repent.
Matthew 10:30
And even the very hairs of your head are all numbered.
Mel isn’t getting any giggles from a new strain of medical marijuana being marketed as “Mel Purple.”
Word is that the actor’s lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention.
One of Mel’s friends found it “outrageous” that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Mel laughing hysterically.
Hutton is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs. Gimme gin!
Staffers at several California clinics we called said they were forbidden to discuss any of the herbal varieties in their “inventory.”
But one weed devotee said, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.”
Terrell Owens’ new team, the Buffalo Bills, won on Sunday afternoon. His old team, the Dallas Cowboys, lost on Sunday night. And Owens made it home in time not just to watch the Cowboys lose, but to go on Twitter to take a shot at his old quarterback, Tony Romo.
Owens re-tweeted a 140-character missive originally written by someone on Twitter named Mel Gibson, saying, “Dallas just found out they had a T.R. problem not a T.O problem !!” The comment was obviously a reference to Romo’s 13-of-29, 127-yard, three-interception effort in a loss to the Giants.
It is, of course, no surprise that Owens is ripping Romo — during his NFL career, he’s ripped every quarterback he played with at some point or another. And Owens even made a point of going back on Twitter to say later that he didn’t want to bash the Cowboys, tweeting, “Look, I’m not gonna say anything bad about the Cowboys, I hate that some of my boys played hard & they lost! Hope my boy [Mel Gibson, who suffered a strained quad] is ok!!
Mel Gibson showed up wasted at an AA meeting in Malibu. He was falling all over the place and even knocked a woman over. He was so drunk he didn’t bother to apologize:
Eyebrows shot up when Mel Gibson walked into an AA meeting near his Malibu home, stumbled over a row of seats and crash-landed atop them. “He was falling, tripping and clearly off balance,” said a source. “It was an embarrassing moment.” Later that evening, Mel stumbled into a petite woman, knocking her off balance. “And he didn’t even apologize!” said the source. “He looked so out of it.”
It’s too bad that he hasn’t kicked it yet, though. At least Gibson is going to AA meetings, but I thought they asked people not to drink before they show up. I know they’re supposed to keep meetings secret, but it’s Mel Gibson and his problems with booze are pretty well known.
Saying he could no longer stand idly by while a vital part of American culture is lost forever, activist and Broadway producer Mel Gibson has founded a private nonprofit organization dedicated to preserving the word “schmuck.”