Who the heck told Heidi Montag she could sing outside the shower and actually record it!?! The reality star new song is titled “Trash Me”… our feelings exactly after hearing this painfully horrible tune by Mrs. Pratt. First “Blackout” (watch video here) , now “Trash Me”, it’s a sign for Heidi to close her mouth and never ever attempt singing again!

On a brighter note, Heidi stripped off and showed off her best assets for an upcoming issue of the famous men’s magazine, Playboy. Hey, at least we won’t have to hear her annoying voice!!

Heidi Montag Shopping…And The Staged Photos To Prove It

The Real Heidi Montag Is Boring

Heidi Montag Is Crying Again!

Heidi Montag Maxim Magazine February 2008 Scans

Heidi Montag Is Trying To Kill Us All

Listen To Heidi Montag’s New Single Here

Heidi Montag’s Fugly New Look

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Spice It Up At Pure!

Heidi Montag To Sing At Miss Universe

Heidi Montag Bares All for Maxim

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