Brad Pitt appears on the cover of Wired‘s latest issue!  In the article “Ask A Basterd,” he offers his own brand of electronic etiquette as part of “The New Rules For Digital Gentlemen And Other Highly Evolved Humans.”

On Ashton Kutcher‘s Twitpic of wife Demi Moore‘s butt:

“Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”

On lying about your salary in online dating profiles:

“Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”

On whether it’s OK to “talk on the phone while taking a whiz”:

“No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

Hilarious and excellent advice, no?  The issue hits newstands July 21.  You can also catch Brad in the theaters when Inglourious Basterds opens on August 21.

Photo Source:  etonline.com

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