OK, so we already know that Jessica Simpson prophetically called her breakup with Tony Romo in the September issue of  Glamour.  I don’t want to talk about that.

What I want to talk about is how freakin’ FREAKISH the Photoshop junkies made Jess look.  I don’t even think I’d know this was her if her name weren’t right there.  Her face looks like a bad rubber Halloween mask of herself.  That could be the raccoon eyeshadow, but it’s mainly whatever they did around her mouth.  I am terrified of it, and yet I can’t stop looking at it.

Oh, and I’m sorry, but there is no way Jessica is that skinny.  And that’s OK – I just wish they’d left her looking a bit more natural.

Can someone please answer me this:  why do magazines put people on their covers if they’re just going to make them look so unlike themselves?

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