Heidi Montag did pose nude for her debut in Playboy.  But, those nude pics never made it into the issue. Her racy snaps might as well be nude, but she wants to get more plastic surgery before she reveals the “rest”.

“The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades.”

Heidi is going to get “bigger boobs” as one of her next upgrades.  Her husband, Spencer, being the classy guy that he is, hung poster sized pics from the mag in the bathroom so he can look at her “while he pees”. Gee, he’s such a catch.

This is the real kicker for me, Heidi is actually naive enough to think that her parents don’t know that she took off her clothes for Playboy!

“They’re a little behind the times where he lives in Colorado, but he’ll find out eventually,” she says.

Um, yeah Heidi…. you go to movie premieres doing the whole ‘fame whore‘ thing and think your parents don’t know?! Right.

[images by Matthew Rolston for Playboy]

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