In some of the scariest celebrity gossip I’ve yet to hear, Stephanie Pratt says her sister in law Heidi Montag Pratt is dying to have Spencer Pratt‘s baby.

“Heidi is the one with the baby fever…Here’s the deal: Basically, Heidi got married; [then] she’s like, ‘Oh my God, what do I do?’ She’s like, ‘Thank you, God, for my marriage. What do I do?’ I really feel like she went to a bookstore and saw ‘Newlyweds: The Wife’s Edition,’ and so now she’s like, ‘I still want to get a house with a white picket fence… and then probably a dog, and then we’ll move on to kids.”

The only good news here is Steph’s absolute clarity that “Spencer is not” ready for kids; also, she seems certain that they are “just too busy” for a family.   Guess they’ll have to find some other way to generate fake publicity (read:  $$$$) for themselves until they find the time.

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