2009 has been one crazy year in the world of celebrity gossip and as it comes to a close, I am looking back on the men of 2009 that are deserving of a good ‘smack’ …or worse!

I have come up with 10 men that are complete Tools, perhaps you’d like to join me or you have some others that you’d like to take out back.

I will start here with number 10 and work my way up to the guy most deserving of the 2009 Tool title….Here goes:

10. Ray J - I don’t know if Ray J needs to be smacked or the execs over at VH1.  The fact that Ray J gets to have a show (For The Love Of Ray J) where he and a bus load of skanks get to share and spread every form of STDs is just plain wrong.  Who thinks up this crap?  And furthermore, what kind of people are actually fans of this crap?…oh wait, don’t answer that! So yes, I want to drop kick Ray J, mostly for being a self-indulged tool, incapable of keeping a real relationship and thinking he’s God’s gift to woman when all he really is to the ladies is ‘Plague J.’

See the rest of the d-bags after the jump!

9. Tom Brady - The quarterback for the New England Patriots is a puss.  Yes, a total puss.  I love a great game of football and I respect great athletes.  Tom Brady is a very gifted QB.  What he is lacking is balls.  The guy wears a dress on the field and cries to the officials if the wind blows him the wrong way and gets a flag thrown in his favor!  I do believe that Tom Brady is singlehandedly destroying the freedom to just play professional football, therefore he deserves a huge Tool Crown upon his LARGE head!  Thank you Tom Brady for bringing on a bunch of unnecessary rules of protection for QB’s to the NFL.  Oh, and congrats on your new baby boy…. I wonder if he whines as much as you do?

8. Liam Hemsworth - You might not even recognize this name, but Liam Hemsworth is one powerful dude! Does the name Miley Cyrus ring a bell?  Remember how she deleted her Twitter account?  Well, this guy is the reason why.  Miley is smitten, she did her Last Song movie with Liam, he didn’t like her Twitter account and poof! It was gone!  Liam Hemsworth destroyed the only line of communication Miley had with her fans worldwide!  So you, little Liam deserve a big ‘ole smack!  Not nice!

7. Levi Johnston - Where do we begin with you, Levi?  This guy went from knocking up Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol to Kathy Griffin.  Levi did GQ Magazine with his infant son nude! Then he did that ‘protect his nuts‘ commercial, wins a porn crossover award, then poses for Playgirl with one atrocious spread!  Everything about Levi Johnston makes my skin crawl.  I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a most desperate attempt at fame. What a Tool.

6. Perez Hilton - They need to create a bubble for Perez Hilton to live in that has no WiFi access to the world.  Perez Hilton spends his days being mean to people.  Not just mean, but MEAN.  Perez Hilton tears people up for a living, ‘drawing’ on them, being flat out nasty and he gets away with it!  Perez can say and do anything he wants to others, derogatory or not and that’s okay.  But, you say one thing anti-gay or the like and Perez will sue you or draw on you as often as he can on his ridiculous site.  I often waste my time wondering how this guy sleeps at night.  I especially wonder how someone so unattractive has the balls to say anything about how anyone else looks?  Perhaps it’s his way of dealing with his major insecurities.  Not sure.  Okay, enough wasted time on that waste of space…moving on to….

5. David Letterman - I never thought I would have David Letterman on this list.  That was until he made an @ss out of himself in front of the whole world.  Talk about a shocker.  Who thinks about Letterman cheating on his wife, ew!  No one! That’s who.  No one wants to think about David Letterman hooking up with anyone!  Yes, David Letterman is a total schmuck, needing a smack upside his head.  Don’t marry your girlfriend and cheat.  Don’t have kids and be unfaithful. Don’t hook up with unattractive employees and take them on your family vacations.  You are sick David Letterman.

4. Jon Gosselin - Hee, hee, hee.  I think I could go all day on this one.  Yes, Jon Gosselin yucked it up real good this year.  He gave America a good showing of what not to do when you are leaving your wife with a massive spotlight on you.  We watched Jon Gosselin go from a controlled by his wife/father of eight kind of guy to a party animal, male whore, gambling, cheating, PLAYER.  All the while not thinking about those eight children he all but abandoned or the hurt he was laying on Kate.  Geez, this schmuck took ‘tool’ to a whole new level.  Who hooks up with their wife’s surgeon’s daughter (Hailey Glassman) before the divorce has even happened (or EVER for that matter)?!  Jon Gosselin, you deserve to be smacked, more than once, by several people…including your kids.  How did you turn out to be such a loser?

3. Adam Lambert - Yikes, I had to use that horrific For Your Entertainment cover to emphasize my point, but ahh!  I can’t stand it!  Adam Lambert has got some issues.  Yes issues that earned him a Tool spot on this list.  One thing is his singing, it’s more like shrieking.  The only reason he got to the finals on American Idol is because he’s an entertainer of sorts.  He put on a flashy show and got a decent following. But, he has taken everything too far.  Adam Lambert needs to calm down, stop acting like a little fame whore and respect the fans that got him where he is today.  I feel like Adam Lambert disrespected everyone, mainly his own fans by putting on such a dirty performance at the AMAs.  He messed up big time and never really gave the apology that his fans deserved.  Arrogance and that cocky attitude, like everyone owes you something is going to bite him in the @ss sooner than later.  In fact I do believe it already has. SMACK!!!!

2. Kanye West - It doesn’t take a genius to know why Kanye West made this list.  The douche has a reputation for making a fool of himself at awards shows.  The guy clearly has issues and those were brought into the spotlight big time at the VMAs.  The whole ruining Taylor Swift’s speech thing was the last straw.  Thanks to his lack of people skills that night, his gig with Lady GaGa (Fame Kills tour) was shut down.  That was a dab of sweet justice.  Even President Obama called him a jackass!  You know you’ve made the loser list when the President is calling you out!  Kanye West and his nasty girlfriend, Amber Rose need to be banned, sent to an island….the one for ‘misfits‘.  That would be perfection!  How about everyone on this list head there now! Start the New Year right! Kanye West is so not right, there is something very wrong with that guy……I don’t know if we’ll ever figure him out either….  Enough of him, let’s get on with the number one Tool of 2009….

1. Tiger Woods - Who else could fill this spot?  Tiger Woods definitely earned the top tier on this list.  There isn’t another guy out there that deserves a good smack more than this serial cheater.  No need to go into details.  We all get to watch headlines on a daily basis to see who the next skank to come forward is.  Tiger Woods had such a squeaky clean image, he was an American Hero to many.  Now he has crushed his wife, hurt his kids, disappointed millions of fans, let down the sports world as a whole, brought shame upon himself that he will never live down, he’s losing endorsements, and in the end Tiger Woods will have gotten everything he deserves.  I think that Tiger Woods is the most shocking of all scandals in 2009.  Mostly because no one expected it from him. He kinda makes you lose faith in integrity, in the sports world that is. Tiger Woods = total FAIL.  Tiger Woods has brought all of this on himself.  Anyone who gives him sympathy is just plain WRONG. I have a feeling this is only the beginning of his demise.  Tiger Woods will never recover from this.  I am sorry to the fans out there who are sticking by him for some odd reason, but it’s the truth.  Tiger Woods took FAIL to a whole new level. Congratulations Tiger!  You are 2009′s Biggest Tool!

Feel free to drop a comment below, share who you think should have made the list!  Let me have it!

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