Bruce Willis has played a lot of tough guys in his career, and it may have finally gone to his head.   He has offered the following über-manly advice to readers of Men’s Journal unfortunate enough to be attacked by a wolf:

“give the wolf your arm…You’ve got to lean into it, stick your arm all the way down his throat. He can’t swallow it because he’s gagging on your arm. You reach in, you grab a handful of something – guts, the back of its throat, whatever you can hold – and pull it out.   And try to avoid those claws while you’re doing it.”

Because this happens all the time.

PETA should be going after him any minute now.  I wonder if this technique works on wild animal rights activists too?

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