12
Mar 2010
Jessica Simpson Does NOT Brush Her Teeth, Seriously
Seriously. Jessica Simpson does NOT brush her teeth. But she has that gorgeous smile! How is that possible?
“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!”
I love Jess, I think she’s great. But that’s just weird. How can you now brush your teeth? Yuck! So not hot.
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Sometimes she uses her sweater? She’s dumber than I thought! So her breath smells good, but what do her teeth look like with all that built up crud mouthwash doesn’t take care of? Gross. She takes the country girl act to a whole other level.