The final season of The Hills kicked off on Tuesday night and all the talk is on plastic surgery.  Mostly Heidi Montag’s of course.   Watching her at her parents house was painful.  I can’t imagine the real pain her mother was feeling inside.  I would be heat broken.  My mom freaked when I pierced my tongue right out of high school.  Oh back in those days, that was  huge!  Ha! I don’t know what she would have done if I showed up looking like Heidi. It probably would have killed her.

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Anyhow, there is also a lot of talk about Audrina Patridge and her surgery.  Well, mostly just the boobs.  Some of her so-called “friends” have been blabbing to Us about her.

She “feels she has to be perfect to continue her career in TV and film.”

Now “she thinks she has a banging body,” a friend says. Adds another: “she’s confident in her looks. I don’t think she’ll get more surgery.”

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Um, yeah.  All my “friends” share this personal stuff with the rags.  So what.  Audrina has fake boobs.  Good for her.  She looks amazing and still look like a human being, unlike the fembot, Heidi Montag.  Audrina has a real career with a lot going for her. She hasn’t gone plastic and tried to create a music career when she has no talent… well, she might but we know where Heidi’s ranking is in the music industry.

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