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Docs Say Heidi Montag Will Have Droopy Breasts & Not Breathe Through Her Nose

Heidi Montag Celebrates LIQUID Grand Opening

I guess this shouldn’t be surprising, but hearing the reality of what Heidi Montag has actually done to herself is horrifying.  Sure the sound of ten surgeries at once is scary enough.  But, the consequences are worse.  The doctors have weighed in and revealed just what Heidi Montag is facing with her enhancements:

“The excessive weight of the implants in these extreme augmentations almost always leads to chronic lower back pain and significant drooping of the breasts,” says New Jersey-based Dr. Lyle M. Back. “Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture.  The implants will thin the [skin] tissues and require a breast lift.” PLUS, they could even “erode through the skin and be exposed, mandating [their] removal,” adds Dr. Beck.

That  second nose job could have “the most potential consequences,” warns Dr. Mark Berman, president of the American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery. She may lose the ability to breathe through her nose if her nostrils have been “narrowed too much.”

So years down the road, Heidi Montag will look like a hunchback with her boobs dragging on the ground while breathing hard through her mouth to get some air?

Heidi Montag Displays Her ‘Jewels’ While Avoiding Hugs and Jogging (Photos)

The doctors are also worried about Heidi’s mental well being.  She obviously can’t have everything balanced in her mind if she is willing to do this to herself.  Hearing all of this really creeps me out.  I suddenly feel claustrophobic….

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Happy 38th Birthday Jennifer Garner!!!

Jennifer Garner Attends The I Have A Dream Foundation Benefit At The House Of Blues

Here are today’s Backseat Birthday shout outs!

1967 – Henry Ian Cusick (actor)- 43
1967 – Kimberly Elise (actress) – 43
1967 – Leslie Bega (actress) – 43
1972 – Jennifer Garner (actress) – 38
1982 – Matt Cassel (NFL) – 28

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Paris Hilton Lights Up At Coachella (Photos)

Paris and Nicky Hilton At Coachella 2010

So, I guess the newly SINGLE Paris Hilton can’t deny that she’s a smoker after being caught on camera, lighting up at Coachella 2010 last night.  Yuck.  Paris is going to ruin her youthful look if she doesn’t give it up soon.  Seeing Katy Perry smoking too was a let down.  Talk about damaging your vocal cords.  Can’t being a non-smoker be the new trend?  I’m just sayin’….

Robert Pattinson Will NOT Play Kurt Cobain

One thing is for sure, Paris and her sis, Nicky were having a lot more fun than poor Mischa Barton!

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Congrats! Christina Applegate Is Marrying Martyn Lenoble (Photos)

Christina Applegate is Engaged To Martyn Lenoble

Christina Applegate is an amazing woman who deserves all the happiness in the world.  She has been through so much, beating breast cancer and keeping that beautiful smile on her face throughout.  I couldn’t be happier when I heard the news.  Applegate’s rep confirmed to People,

“Christina Applegate and musician Martyn Lenoble are engaged.”

Martyn proposed on Valentine’s Day.  How romantic!  Congrats to the happy couple!  (They haven’t announced the date, yet.)

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Whitney Port, I’m Not Feelin’ It (Photos)

 Whitney Port 2010 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival

Ever since seeing Whitney Port on The Hills, I have been a big fan.  I love her fashion sense and hello, she should know since that is her career.  But, when I saw these snaps of Whit at the 2010 Coachella Festival, I was a little let down. Okay, a lot.

The City: Whitney Port Does The Wet Bikini Perfectly (Photo)

The outfit is wrong.  Those shorts are hideous.  She could have gotten away with the top if she’d done something cute on the bottom.  That is an old fashion statement that is not meant to come back, espcially not on a beauty like Whitney Port!

Katy Perry Unleashes Her Jugs (Photos)

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Jennifer Aniston Is Nakedly Delicious For Lola Vie Ad (Photo)

Jennifer Aniston Lola Vie Ad - Naked Blanket

Jennifer Aniston looks amazing in her first ad for  her debut fragrance, Lola Vie.

Wearing nothing but a blanket on a beautiful beach, Jen makes you want to try this new scent, just to try it.    Jen says it’s a “non-perfume perfume.  I want people to go, ‘What is that? You smell great!  But most of all I wanted it to smell natural.”

Jennifer Aniston, Nothing But Skin and a Tie

I actually can’t wait to give this a try.  I hate perfumey perfume.  So I have to smell this stuff!

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Mischa Barton, Why So Stressed? (Photos)

Mischa Barton  at the 2010 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival

Everyone seemed to be having a great time at the 2010 Coachella Music Festival last night.  Well, everyone except Mischa Barton.  She looked stressed out and distracted from the fabulous scene around her.

Katy Perry Unleashes Her Jugs (Photos)

Do you think perhaps she realized that she wasn’t having a bad dream.  That she did in fact leave the house dressed like that?  The floral top with fringe accent, fugly shorts, awful shoes, and that leopard fur coat thing?  I wish it was a bad dream too.

OMG. Mischa Barton, What Are You Doing? (Photos)

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Robert Pattinson Will NOT Play Kurt Cobain

Robert Pattinson Attends The Annual HBV Jugendtreff

Whew!  I am personally relieved.  When I heard that Robert Pattinson was in the running for the part of Kurt Cobain, I was shocked.  R Pattz is not that kind of actor and he doesn’t have what it takes to play such a HUGE person. Cobain is legendary.  Pattinson is “TwiHard” material.

Kristen Stewart, You Look Like Crap (Photos)

Courttney Love Tweeted her decision,

“Hey I like R-Patz, he’s just not right for KC!”

Thanks Courtney, that could be the smartest choice you’ve ever made.  Seriously.

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Katy Perry Unleashes Her Jugs (Photos)

Katy Perry  2010 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival

Or perhaps I should say leashed….. Katy Perry enjoyed the 2010 Coachella Music Festival last night sans her fiance, Russell Brand.  But she seemed to be enjoying herself just fine and in fact, she was looking a little too hot without her man.  That tiny, tight black dress, displaying her upper half quite nicely…

Katy Perry Is One SEXY Easter Bunny (Photos)

Yeah, Katy Perry is smoking hot.

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BREAKING NEWS: Danny Glover Has Been Arrested (Photo)

Danny Glover Arrested Photo

Danny Glover was arrested in Maryland today, TMZ reports.  After armed police cracked down on a massive protest rally, Glover was taken into custody along with 10 other people outside the Sodexo Inc. headquarters.

Kim Kardashian, Joy Bryant, Amanda de Cadenet All Natural and NAKED (NSFW Photos)

It was a rally against the business practices of the food management giant.

Danny Glover was given a citation and later released, saying,

“We’re moving to make some real positive changes.”

Way to stand up for a good cause, Danny!

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