
So The Huffington Post started the whole internet buzz on the John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston rumors. They wrote:
Are John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston back on? Mayer seemed to indicate they might be when he spoke in front of a crowd of 18,000 at his concert on Sunday at the Hollywood Bowl in LA.
“I believe in second chances!” he said. “You might have been a pain in the ass the last time around, but you can still start over again from home base. Next time you get a text from the one you love just text back ‘come over’ – no matter what happened in the past. If you really love someone, just tell them and be with them.
John Mayer Has Dating Issues
Well, this being very untrue, ticked off John Mayer and he is now blasting them on his blog, denying that he’s back with Jennifer Aniston.
My favorite part of Mayer’s lengthy blasting is this:
The reason I’m calling you out instead of all the other magazines that make stories up out of thin air is that In Touch and Star Magazine aren’t concurrently writing pieces about Pat Tillman or WikiLeaks. Those other rags know who they are, and even if they’re obnoxious, I’d rather have to live with them because they (and the rest of the world) know where they stand, which doesn’t make them one tenth as dangerous as you are. You’re a stripper wearing reading glasses. Or maybe you’re an insolvent law student willing to dance for a few extra dollars. Either way, it’s uncomfortable to watch you try to wrap yourself around a pole when you have that C-Span scar.
John Mayer seriously cracks me up. He’s vulgar. But somehow starting to grow on me. Do I wish he and Jen were back together. No. There is a good reason that they didn’t make it in the first place and I don’t think that has changed. Not meant to be is okay.
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