Now they have crossed the line.  MTV brought Jersey Shore into our living rooms and that was enough of a travesty, now we are going to have a show centered on Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her quest for true love.  Well guess what?  I’ve already found it for her… a bottle of booze and a room service menu and Snooki is in love.

Jersey Shore – Vinny Gets Naked Offer From Playgirl

An insider dished to In Touch about the upcoming train wreck,

“They are set to make the big announcement any day now.”

Jersey Shore Can’t Cast HOT Chicks

Some of Snooki’s ex’s are set to appear on the show as well,

“One may try to win her heart back, and another may serve as a consultant.”

So what is Snooki looking for in Mr. Right?

“He needs to make me laugh. If he’s not goofy and afraid to be a dork, I’m not feeling it.”

Calling all dorks!  Snooki needs a man!

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Here are today’s Backseat Birthday shout outs!

1948 – Donna Karan (designer) – 62
1951 – Sting (singer) – 59
1954 – Lorraine Bracco (actress) – 56
1970 – Kelly Ripa (TV host) – 40
1971 – Tiffany (singer) – 39

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Survivor Cook Islands winner, Yul Kwon is a new daddy!  His beautiful wife, Sophie Kwon gave birth to a baby girl,  Genevie Kwon, on Friday in Virginia.  She weighed in at 7 lbs., 8 oz.,  21.5 in.

Survivor – Yul Kwon Goes To Washington

Yul shared the happy news with family and friends,

“We’ve already signed her up for golfing lessons to become the next Michelle Wie.  Of course, we plan to encourage her to follow her own path so long as it doesn’t involve dating older men or going on reality shows.”

Survivor – NaOnka Makes Me INSANE

Aww, that’s so sweet.  Already daddy’s little girl.  Congrats to the happy, growing family!

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Heidi Klum (Samuel) has had her 13 year fill of Victoria’s Secret and she’s calling it quits.  The 37 year old MILF is ready to say goodbye,

“All good things have to come to an end,” Heidi says. “I will always love Victoria and never tell her secret. It’s been an absolute amazing time!”

Project Runway Lands Sex and the City’s Betsey Johnson

So no more Heidi in the magazines and no, she won’t be in the show next month either.

So who’s her replacement as the Head Angel?  It’s likely to be either Adriana Lima or Alessandra Ambrosio.

We will be seeing plenty more of Heid though….. just not with wings……

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Star of the Bad Girls Club, Erica Langston and her boyfriend made a 3-way sex tape with another female co-star from the show while filming in Miami.

Karissa Shannon and Sam Jones Sex Tape Has Arrived

As with any other “celebrity” sex tape, Erica wants big bucks for the rights to release the footage, so I am assuming we will be getting word from Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch any minute that he is working the numbers for Erica.

This Bad Girl is bad.

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R&B singer, Mario (Mario Dewar Bennett) was arrested this morning (Oct 1) for allegedly assaulting his mother, Shawntia Hardaway that he lives with in Baltimore.

Police say that she claims this isn’t the first time Mario has attacked her either.  A few days ago, Mario shoved her “eight feet into a living room wall, where Ms. Hardaway hit her head on the wall.”

Mario was arrested for 2nd degree assault and the was released on $50,000 bond.

What a gem.

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Big Brother’s biggest showmance, Rachel Reilly and Brendon Villegas are still happy, together, and in love.  Life has been good to them since leaving the Big Brother house and now they are getting their first TV gig since the show ended.  Rachel and Brendon are set to appear on The Bold and the Beautiful for two episodes on October 25 and 26.  She will play a waitress and Brendon will be a bartender.

Big Brother 12 Winner Is Crowned – VIDEO

Rachel gushed to EW,

“Everyone wants to know when there will be a proposal and a wedding. We are head over heels in love. I’m so lucky to be with him. I foresee a long future together. He is my missing puzzle piece!” She also said that fans have been “so supportive. I was shocked. Everyone hated me in the house and I was convinced everyone in America hated me. But coming back to Vegas, everyone was so welcoming and supportive.”

Big Brother 12 – Rachel Reilly Hot Tropics Surface Right Before EVICTION (Video)

I love it!  I know that Rachel drove everyone crazy.  But I love showmances.  I am a total sucker, I know.

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Football fans everywhere are really hoping that this plays out in their favor. New York Jets reporter, Ines Sainz has received a formal offer from Playboy that includes a huge paycheck and the cover.  Nice!  So what’s holding her back?  Her contract with the network prevents her from posing naked.

Real Housewives D.C. – Michaele Salahi NUDE For Playboy

I thought that was kind of comical.  Do you think that all the sportscasters have that written in their contracts?  Or did they make a special contract for Ines Sainz when they gave her the once over?

I wouldn’t expect Ines to throw away her career for a Playboy spread.  But I guess we will just have to wait and see.. baited breath anyone?

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Joe Jonas has been known to be a bit of a commitment-phobe.  But I think that Twilight’s Ashley Greene may be changing that.  The very happy and very hot couple was spotted out, holding hands while shopping for birthday supplies for Joe’s lil bro, Frankie.  He just turned 10.

Joe Jonas Ditches Purity Ring For Twilight’s Ashley Greene

So Joe is bringing Ashley home to the parents house, spending time with family.  That’s a big step in the right direction.  I hope it keeps going!  I love these two together!

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Here are today’s Backseat Birthday shout outs!

1924 - Jimmy Carter (former President of USA) – 86
1935 - Julie Andrews (actress) – 75
1950 – Randy Quaid (actor, felon) – 60
1968 - Kelly Willis (singer) – 42
1969 - Zach Galifianakis (actor) – 41

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