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Happy 26th Birthday Kelly Osbourne!!!

Here are today’s Backseat Birthday shout outs!

1939 - John Cleese (comedian) – 71
1973 – Jason Johnson (MLB) – 37
1982 – Patrick Fugit (actor) – 28
1984 – Kelly Osbourne (singer, actress) – 26

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Jessica Simpson Blathers On About Her Weight… Again

Yawn.  For someone who claims not to have body image issues any more, Jessica Simpson sure can’t stop talking about her weight.    She spoke at California First Lady Maria Shriver‘s annual Women’s Conference and said:

“I went through a really hard time, a couple years back with people just harping on the pressure of how to look perfect – obviously using me and my weight. It was a tabloid frenzy… people are constantly curious as to how much I weigh or what I look like or what I wear…there’s no way you’re not going to be affected by the ugly things people say about you. It’s very hurtful.”

Do you know WHY people are constantly curious about your weight, Jess?  Because you won’t shut your trap about it, that’s why.

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Would You Take Advice From Ozzy Osbourne?

There’s a new doctor in the house over at Rolling StoneOzzy Osbourne has signed on as the magazine’s new health advice columnist.

Here’s a sample of the kind of advice you can get from the Prince of Darkness.   To a man who complained that his girlfriend is too tired for sex, Ozzy says:

“As I’ve always said to [wife] Sharon, there are 24 hours in a day, so it shouldn’t be hard to make sure you spend at least one of them together. Go on a date. Have dinner together. Or put on a wig and a false beard, check into a B&B and [bleep] the [bleep] out of each other, like you’re having an affair . . . maybe she just wants more excitement in her life.”

On the surface, Ozzy’s new gig doesn’t make any sense at all.  Except that when you think about it, it’s pretty much a miracle that he’s still alive… so either he’s extremely lucky or he does know a thing or two about health (I’m betting the former though).   If you want Ozzy to answer your questions, submit them here.

KELLY OSBOURNE, THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK

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Madonna Wants You To Get Physical At Her Gym

Evidently dissatisfied with clothing lines and designer sunglasses, Madonna is branching out into new business ventures.  She is about to open her own international chain of fitness centers.

The chain will be called Hard Candy Fitness (after her 2008 album; just keep recycling those song titles, Madge) and will be operated in conjunction with New Evolution Ventures, who are the folks behind 24 Hour Fitness.  The gyms will be scattered over the globe, with locations in Mexico, Russia, Brazil, Argentina, Europe and Asia.   Mark Mastrov from New Evolution said:

“Hard Candy Fitness will be a reflection of Madonna’s point of view and will reflect her input on every detail, including music space, light and other design cues.  Madonna’s touch will be everywhere.”

I cannot think of anything I would like less than working out in a Madonna themed gym.   Everyone will have those freakishly veiny arms and look pissed off and snooty all the time.  The only thing you’d be allowed to drink would be Kabbalah water.  But I bet all the trainers and towel boys will be hot young studs, so that could be kind of fun.

What’s next from Madge though – a chain of churches called Like A Prayer?

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Who Went Home? Dancing With The Stars Week 6 Results

I am still on a bit of “high” from Bristol and Mark’s Tango last night.  This is the first week that I’m not worried about her being eliminated.  But, maybe that means I should be.  Hmmmm.  Nah, she’s gotta be safe.

Rock n Roll – Bristol Palin Kicks Some DWTS Butt! (VIDEO)

Up for tonight, wrapping up Rock n Roll week on Dancing With The Stars, we’ve got guest performances by Heart and Kylie Minogue before the results are given and another star is sent packing.  Not too excited for these performances, I think I’ll be taking full advantage of my DVR.

Who d o you see going home tonight?  Could it be Kurt Warner?  He did fall to the bottom last night, but he’s still so lovable. As long as Bristol, Jennifer, and Audrina stay put, I’ll be fine.

UPDATE:  Shock of all shocks.  My girl Audrina was eliminated tonight.  I am so bummed for her right now.  She was in second place on the leader board.  This wrong on so many levels.  Not sure what else to say.  I am stunned.

[image ABC]

Kara DioGuardi Lands New Judging Gig

Kara DioGuardi was cut from American Idol but has landed on her feet.  She’s heading over to Bravo to be the lead judge on Going Platinum, a song-writing competition.

“Hit songs are the backbone of the music industry, and as a publisher, nothing excites me more than finding new songwriting talent,” DioGuardi says. “I am happy to be a part of a show that helps up and coming songwriters pursue their dreams, while giving the public a look into the creative process.”

American Idol – Kara DioGuardi 100% NAKED For Allure (NSFW Photos)

Jewel is going to be the host of the show that will premiere in 2011.  12 contestants will write music and lyrics from different genres and the winner will receive $100,000 and music-publishing/recording deals.

SOunds like a perfect match for Kara.  Best of luck to you girl!

Rock n Roll – Bristol Palin Kicks Some DWTS Butt! (VIDEO)

Bristol Palin was the highlight of last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars.  The theme was rock n roll and that girl can rock!  Her song was Orianthi’s ‘According To You’ that gave her a chance to try out some air guitar.  Loved it!

The big disappointments for the night: Jennifer Grey and Audrina Patridge.  My faves are FAILING!  Brandy and Maks owned it as far as the scoreboard goes.  They won the marathon too.  Blah.  I don’t know why, but I am just not feeling it with her.

I am in Bristol’s corner all the way.  I think she’s improved sooo much and deserves to stay in.

Check out Bristol and Mark below and see how the leader board played out: (Read the article)

Charlie Sheen Hospitalized – Wasted and Raging

Charlie Sheen was hospitalized early this morning in New York City where he was supposed to be spending time with Denise Richards and their two kids.

Accoeding to reports from TMZ, at 2:07 AM, emergency dispatch received a 911 call for possible intoxication because he was naked and drunk in his hotel room, throwing chairs around.  He was in the room with an unidentified woman and flipped out when he thought he lost his wallet.

Brooke Mueller and Paris Hilton Co-Starring In New Reality Show – Huh?

Sources say that that Charlie was “intoxicated, irrational” and “emotionally disturbed.”

So Charlie is in New York Hospital, likely sobering up.

Man that guy is a train wreck.

[image TMZ (from previous arrest)]

The Celebrity Apprentice 4 Filming – Photos

Talk about a strange sight!  LaToya Jackson and manual labor?!  Weird!  She and Marlee Matlin are seen here shooting the latest installment of The Celebrity Apprentice on location near the Flatiron Buillding in New York City.

Donald Trump Gets Slap In The Face

I always enjoy the Celebrity editions because watching the stars do things way out of their element is much more entertaining than the average, non-celebs struggle.

You can check out the full cast for The Celebrity Apprentice season 4 here.  Are you watching the current season?  What do you think?

Jackass 3D Hits Berlin – Photos

This is actually a movie that I am dying to see!  I know that it’s some of the dumbest stuff a person could ever see or so, but the trailers for this ridiculous flick have me rolling already.

‘Jackass 3D’ Has Record Breaking Weekend!

Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, and Jeff Tremaine were at the big premiere of Jackass 3D at the CineStar Potsdamer Platz in Berlin.  The photo op set was perfect.  The hype for this movie couldn’t be more appropriate.  The billboards are outrageous, but hi.  So is the movie.

Are you going to see it?  Did you see it?  Do tell!

[images by WENN.com]

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