Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWOWW” Farley Shares Dating Tips In New Book
Since when did being a Guido or Guidette become a qualification for becoming an author? The latest Jersey Shore cast member to “write” a book is Jenni “JWOWW” Farley. HarperCollins is about to publish Farley’s The Rules According To JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb.
Whew! Did you get all that? That’s some title. Is it meant to distract from the lack of content in the actual book itself? I mean, check out this quote:
“I am like a praying mantis. After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.”
Which is such a great thing to advise in a book that claims to “have you with a man ready to wife-up in no time,” don’t you think?
Jenni will start her book tour in – where else? – New Jersey, the same day her book hits stores on February 8th. Will she sell more copies than her co-stars? It’s too early to say how Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi‘s book will ultimately do, but apparently Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino‘s only sold 4,000 copies and is currently #4,368 in sales on Amazon. Ouch!
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Pretty insulting to mock the book and its author-YES, Jwoww DID write her book- when you haven’t even read it yet. It’s a shame seeing people write articles only to tear people down.
Please Jada. Anyone familiar with the publishing trade knows all these people used ghost writers, and I’m a fan of the show.
What even is a ghostwriter? Is it a lame excuse to TRY and prove that someone didn’t write a book? I think putting people down for writing books is a tragedy on our country. Let her have her own voice. She doesn’t need people tearing her down. Oh well she wrote a book, what are the rest of you all doing with your lives? Posting trash on the internet… get over yourselves.
The simple fact that you don’t know what a ghostwriter is says a lot. It’s not “a lame excuse to TRY and prove” a ghostwriter PROVES that a person has not written the book. Ghostwriters are employed when the individual/subject is unable to tell the story in a coherent, read-able manner. The “personality” relays the information and stories about their life or whatever topic, to the ghostwriter who asks pertinent questions to fill in the narrative where the inexperienced celeb has left gaps. Celebs often get credit for writing books when most use this “invisible” writer to actually pull a book together.
And “a tragedy on our country” because someone calls her out on it? That’s overstating it…