Lady Gaga Shares Her Totally Boring Beauty Secrets
When you think of Lady Gaga and beauty secrets, what comes to mind? A perfume with top notes of bodily fluids, perhaps? Or maybe a little beauty rest in an egg? At the very least some kind of specialized ritual wherein she washes her face with the freshly-harvested tears of blind Himalayan lemurs?
No, my pretties. I am sorry to disappoint you, but no. Our Lady Of Bizarre brushes her teeth before she goes to bed, washes her face with Ivory Soap, and uses sunscreen religiously. She says:
“I don’t like to tan my face because it’s bad for wrinkles.”
However, she admits she doesn’t always do what’s good for her skin. She confesses that she goes to bed without removing her makeup every night.
“That is not good for your skin, but I’m blessed with good genes.”
Yeah, keep feeling blessed, honey. You’re still very young; someday you’re going to find that good genes only go so far. Gaga claims that her beauty influences growing up were her mother, and Princess Diana. How do you figure that? I never saw Princess Di sporting horn things on her face, or wearing meat on her head. She always looked lovely and classy and beautiful, whereas Lady Gaga always looks anything but.
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The only boring thing was your post.
Oh get over it, Jake.
Considering the woman wears meat dresses and chooses to arrive to an awards show in an egg, those beauty secrets Gaga gave were bland. It certainly would seem like she would bathe in the sweat of a 1,000 turtles or something equally outlandish.
Is this your idea of breaking news? Maybe Gaga was too busy raising money for tsunami victims to worry about boring your lame arse.
Jake, go troll someplace else.
No one criticized Lady Gaga for raising money for tsunami victims or for her work on behalf of gay rights or any other of the myriad of good works she has done.