Jessica Simpson isn’t letting a little thing like pregnancy slow her down.  The entertainment businesswoman extraordinaire is adding another item to her portfolio:  sitcom scriptwriter.

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Yes, as though it’s not enough to have multiple clothing and accessory collections, perfume, jewelry and lord knows what else, Simpson is developing a TV show based on her life.  Not a reality show, though; she’s already been there, done that with Nick Lachey.  Nope, this is going to be ripped from her own headlines.  Jess says:

“I often find myself thinking that no one could ever make up the things that actually happen in my life – so between the real-life elements and a great team of writers, I think we’ll have people laughing!”

Let’s imagine the synopsis of the first season:  plan wedding, get pregnant, whoops!  Postpone wedding.  Give birth to baby, lose tons of weight, whoops!  Pregnant again.  Sign multi-million dollar contract for some stuff, go on TV, walk red carpet, earn more money, walk another red carpet, tweet all about it.    Wow.  Now there’s some laughs.

Self-Portrait With Baby Bump:  Jessica Simpson Proudly Displays Her Growing Belly

But look: even if you’re not Jessica Simpson’s biggest fan, you have to hand it to her:  she knows how to hustle.  She will never NOT have a job.  Papa Joe taught her well…

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