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‘The Incredible Hulk’ Trailer

Marvel Studios’ second movie for this summer is ‘The Incredible Hulk.’  The all-star cast includes Edward Norton as Bruce Banner, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, and William Hurt.

Cameos include Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man, and Lou Ferrigno, whom those of us of a certain age remember as The Hulk in the TV series (which aired on CBS from 1977-1982.

‘The Incredible Hulk’ hits theaters on June 13.

Video Source:  YouTube

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‘The Hills’ Season 4 Preview

The Hills‘ Season 3 just ended, and MTV already wants to get you ready for Season 4. It doesn’t look to me like there’s anything new going on, just more of the same.

But - if you’re a fan of ‘The Hills’ and are dying for more Lauren, Spedi, Whitney et al., then check out this trailer! Luckily, Season 4 starts in August so you won’t have to wait long.

Video Source: MTV

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Kiss Of The Undead: Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty

How do cracked-out druggies celebrate getting out of jail for drug related charges? By partying, of course!

And smooching each other, evidently. Amy Winehouse threw a party last night and some brave photographer got these pictures of Pete Doherty planting a juicy one on her! Why did I have to come across these photos while I was eating lunch??!! I swear this is one of the evillest things I have ever seen.

Good think Blakey is still locked up, or there might have been a brawl to add to the general mayhem that I just assume follows Wino around everywhere she goes.

The poor photog probably dropped dead of some freakish zombie curse shortly after filing these photos.

Photo Source: The Superficial

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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Throw A Wedding Reception Fit For A Kid

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon held their wedding reception last night at Six Flags Magic Mountain.

At a “cost in the mid-six figure range,” the newlyweds shut down the entire park so they and 100 friends and family members could party privately.   Guests rode rides and played games while being forced to listen to Carey’s new album which was broadcast throughout the park.  In fact it sounds like the whole thing was all about her - the decor included her signature butterflies and everything was pink and purple.

Instead of cake, the couple served a tree of cupcakes.  Check out the pictures below - if the idea of melting cotton candy that mostly resembles pink snot doesn’t scare you, that is.

Just when you thought they couldn’t take the theme any further… for favors, “each guest received each guest received a pink or red Superman cape.”   Who planned this party, Miley Cyrus?   Although she probably would have done a classier job than this.

Cannon and Carey are pictured here at the Teen Choice Awards in 2005 because it seemed appropriate, considering how juvenile their wedding reception was.

Photo Source:  Aisledash, HipHollywood

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Why So Boring, Selma Blair?

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Here is Selma Blair in an outfit by Marc Jacobs.  Or should I say quite possibly one of the most blah ensembles I’ve ever seen her (or anyone) in.  The skirt is cute, but it needs something more exciting on top than some suiting grafted onto a random (but tailored) piece of gauze.

I think for “something more exciting” she tried go go with interesting shoes.  You can’t see them too well in the picture, so check them out below.   How do they even work???  They nearly look like something Gwyneth Paltrow should be wearing, except maybe they’re not slutty enough.

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Mariah Carey Does Ellen Degeneres

That got your attention, didn’t it! Mariah Carey visited Ellen’s show today and brought her a birthday present: sexy pink lingerie from Victoria’s Secret. Was she trying to humiliate her? But Ellen is always a good sport, and modeled the lingerie on the spot! I love what she does with it…

Mariah also talked about her wedding to Nick Cannon. She says that the tiny beachside affair last month was not the only celebration in store for the newlweds.

“Instead of trying to be like, ‘you’re invited, but, shhh, don’t tell anybody,’ we’re just going to have another [wedding] next year. [Nick's] plan is to have one every year.”

Oh how nice - a wedding every year. Because that makes it so special. It’s called an ANNIVERSARY party, dodo!

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Photo Source: People

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New Trailer For X-Files: I Want To Believe

There’s a new trailer out for X-Files:  I Want To Believe.    The trailer doesn’t reveal a lot, which I actually appreciate since it seems that trailers tend to give it all away these days.  Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny both look great, especially Gillian.  She looks better now than ever!

Personally, I want to believe that this is going to be a good movie!  We’ll have to wait until July 25 to find out though.

Video Source:  PopWatch

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Is Britney Spears Pregnant?

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Oops, did she do it again? Reproduce that is. Pictures have recently surfaced of Britney Spears out this weekend “placing a protective hand over her protruding stomach.” And protrude it does! But other pictures show her with that big belly smoking like a chimney, so who knows - maybe one too many frappucinos?

I would not be surprised if she got jealous of all the attention Jamie Lynn has been getting over her pregnancy… or even if the rumors about her wanting to get pregnant again because she wasn’t seeing her kids were true. She just got more time with Sean and Jayden, so that’s good. Will they soon have to share that time with another sibling? I guess as Ashlee Simpson said recently, “Time will tell!”

Photo Source: Britneyspy.com

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Heather Mills Is Even A Bigger Cow Than We Thought

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Proving that there is probably no limit whatsoever to her bitchiness, Heather Mills has reneged on a promise to help an amputee purchase new prothestic legs.

According to News of the World, Mills learned of Robin and Inna Barratt’s efforts to raise funds to provide  28 year old Maria Rybkina with good prosthetics.  The couple met Rybkina during a visit to Moscow to visit Inna’s family.  Maria, who lost both her legs in a train accident when she was a child

pulled herself around on a battered skateboard.   She survived by begging.

Back in the UK, Robin and Inna contacted Heather’s amputee charity to get help for Maria.  Heather not only agreed to help out of her own personal funds (her charity only assists victims of land mines), but went to Russia and visited Maria, telling her,  “I will help buy you legs like mine. I will help you walk again.”

However, Mills never made good on the promise to “pay for Maria’s costs agreed in advance and paid directly to the clinic.”   The Barratts ended up raising the money themselves, even contributing money of their own to help Maria.   And they’ve given up on the soon to be former Mrs. McCartney:

“At first we thought she was a really sincere person. But all her big promises came to nothing. It was shocking behaviour.”

For anyone else, yes, it is shocking.  But for a person who thinks it’s OK to dump water on opposing counsel, it’s just par for the course.  Just more reasons to hate her guts!

Photo Source:  Hollyweird Report

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Paris Hilton Covers Russian GQ

Paris Hilton sluts it up again for Russian GQ’s May 2008 issue.

It’s a good thing for Paris that they like their cover models extra-trashy in Russia because taking her clothes off is her only marketable skill!  I actually like the blue stockings and pumps - but Paris always manages to give everything her own particularly sleazy touch.

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That’s Dr. Chuck Norris To You

Chuck Norris gave the commencement address at ultra-conservative Liberty University on Saturday. University President Jerry Falwell said:

“Today is historic because it is the first commencement address at Liberty that will be delivered in cowboy boots.”

Following his speech, Norris was awarded an honorary Doctorate of Humanities. As if he weren’t already bad-ass enough, now he’s Dr. Chuck Norris!

Norris was specially requested by this year’s graduating class. I don’t agree with his politics at all, but how cool would it be to have him for a graduation speaker?

Photo Source: ShannonWarren.com

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Amy Winehouse To Promote Roberto Cavalli?

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Roberto Cavalli has reportedly offered Amy Winehouse a contract to get his clothes for free in return for wearing them at high profile events.

Cavalli apparently loves Wino’s look.

“She has a real sense of style that I love… She is a fashion icon because she is unique.”

Has he not seen Wino lately?  She is definitely unique, but I don’t see hordes of women running around in nothing but a red bra to copy Amy Winehouse.   And I’m really not sure that running to the corner store for junk food counts as a “high profile event.”

She’ll probably just sell his clothes to buy more crack, anyway!

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Alanis Morissette Fell Apart Over Ryan Reynolds

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Where’s Alanis Morissette been lately? Apparently licking her wounds over Ryan Reynolds breaking their engagement and then hooking up with younger, hotter model Scarlett Johansson about 13 minutes later.

And surprise surprise, now that RyJo have announced THEIR engagement, Alanis has some things to say.

“I took a break over the past two and half years. I was tending to my personal life,” says the singer… During that time, she says she hit “rock bottom” due to “a personal unraveling of significant relationships in my life.”

She channeled her feelings into songs for her album due on June 10th, Flavors of Entanglement. Come on, Alanis, lyrics like It was a slap in the face/How quickly I was replaced/And are you thinking of me when you f… her? are sooooo 1990s.

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Heath Ledger Memorialized In An Action Figure

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The release of the highly anticipated movie The Dark Knight is just two months away, which means it’s promotions time!  Action figures from the film are already on sale, including this one of Heath Ledger as The Joker.

The toys are so popular that toy stores all over New York are already running out.

Toy stores all over New York have line-ups, people waiting to pick up their very own plastic action figure of Heath Ledger as The Joker…An employee for Toys ‘R’ Us said, “There are none left in the warehouse, either.  You will be waiting a while if you want one.”

Now you know people are not buying these for their kids… it’s probably all fanboys and collectors buying them to keep on a shelf!   Anyway, kids young enough to play with these toys probably shouldn’t be going to see The Dark Knight in the first place!

Photo Source:  Azrael’s Merryland

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Sarah Jessica Parker Makes Her Son Wear Hand-Me-Downs!

By anyone’s standards, with the possible exception of Bill Gates, Sarah Jessica Parker is very rich. In 2005 she was estimated to be making $38M - and that was before the Sex and the City movie, for which she’s being paid $10M. Conde Nast estimates her current market value in promotional deals to be around $25M.

Husband Matthew Broderick is no slouch either. He made $3.5M for starring in The Producers on Broadway… and since I just saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off on TV the other day, I’m pretty sure dude could probably live pretty easily on his residuals alone.

All that money! So why is SJP proudly telling Parade how her 5 year old son James doesn’t get new clothes?

“He only wears hand-me-downs because I’ve got all these older nephews. That’s the God’s honest truth. Plus, my mother saved all my brothers’ clothes. I am not kidding. I don’t think I’ve ever bought him any clothes. Maybe a new winter coat. I do buy him shoes, because everybody’s feet are different.”

I am generally impressed with frugal, don’t get me wrong. But she’s killing me! I am so glad that she decides that her child’s feet merit new shoes - maybe some day she’ll even think to get him some brand new socks and undies too!!

Photo Source: Parade

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Perez Hilton Wants Teenage Girls To Wear His Clothes

The bitchiest queen in the blogosphere has jumped on the bandwagon with the likes of Gwen Stefani and Pete WentzPerez Hilton has unveiled his line of clothes for Hot Topic.

Perez Hilton For Hot Topic will debut on June 6th.  He wants his clothes to be  cost-conscious, and, well - not suck:

“I’m most excited to finally see on the shelves products that are good and affordable for my readers. I actively sought out Hot Topic for that reason.  I keep seeing these lines from the likes of Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag that give me nightmares. My brand will be very conscious of my audience.”

This is wrong for so many reasons.  First of all, Perez’ clothes give ME nightmares!  Dude cannot dress himself, why should he be allowed to dress anyone else?  Second, He should really probably be conscious of his audience’s parents - does he think they don’t read the celebrity news?  Would you let your teenage daughter wear clothes designed by a guy whose recent claims to fame include allegedly trading promotions for sex tapes?

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Ashton Kutcher: Karaoke Star!

Ashton Kutcher graced Ellen DeGeneres‘ couch today. It was a cute interview! The best part, though, was this moment: Ashton singing karaoke to Sister Christian by Night Ranger. If you are old enough to remember this song, then you know why this is funny! (I am surprised that Ashton is old enough, actually.) Dude can’t sing, but he gets into the spirit. He gets extra points because he sang it without the words!

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Spencer Pratt Knows All About Butt Sex

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Spencer Pratt got pretty personal recently in this weeks’ advice column for Radar.

Q.  YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?

A.  If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”

Oh, for sure, Spencer.  Because women who don’t have anal “on their agenda” love it when a guy sticks three fingers up their butt.

I wonder how many fingers it took before Heidi Montag “responded happily”?

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Pam Peddles Panties For PETA

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Everyone knows that when you’ve got too much extra crap cluttering up your basement and need a little extra cash, you hold a garage sale! But when you’re Pamela Anderson, you don’t just throw your stuff on the lawn and wait for the early birds - oh no.

This weekend, Pammy filled a parking lot with her used stuff and invited the public to come buy it. The sale was filmed for her upcoming reality show, and all proceeds will benefit PETA, Pam’s pet charity. (Ha ha, get it, “pet” charity? OK, that was a bad one. Mea culpa.)

Fans “waited for hours” to get into the sale, which included the following must-haves:

broken light bulbs, a hot pink butt blaster exercise machine, various children’s toys, a new golf cart, several chocolate fondue fountains, a flat screen TV and her used lingerie.

Wait… Pam actually wears lingerie? I thought her (fake) boobs stayed up all on their own, and are you telling me that she wears panties? Who woulda thought?? And although Pam is largely ridiculous, I really admire her dedication to