
Everyone knows that when you’ve got too much extra crap cluttering up your basement and need a little extra cash, you hold a garage sale! But when you’re Pamela Anderson, you don’t just throw your stuff on the lawn and wait for the early birds - oh no.
This weekend, Pammy filled a parking lot with her used stuff and invited the public to come buy it. The sale was filmed for her upcoming reality show, and all proceeds will benefit PETA, Pam’s pet charity. (Ha ha, get it, “pet” charity? OK, that was a bad one. Mea culpa.)
Fans “waited for hours” to get into the sale, which included the following must-haves:
broken light bulbs, a hot pink butt blaster exercise machine, various children’s toys, a new golf cart, several chocolate fondue fountains, a flat screen TV and her used lingerie.
Wait… Pam actually wears lingerie? I thought her (fake) boobs stayed up all on their own, and are you telling me that she wears panties? Who woulda thought?? And although Pam is largely ridiculous, I really admire her dedication to