Oops, did she do it again? Reproduce that is. Pictures have recently surfaced of Britney Spears out this weekend “placing a protective hand over her protruding stomach.” And protrude it does! But other pictures show her with that big belly smoking like a chimney, so who knows - maybe one too many frappucinos?

I would not be surprised if she got jealous of all the attention Jamie Lynn has been getting over her pregnancy… or even if the rumors about her wanting to get pregnant again because she wasn’t seeing her kids were true. She just got more time with Sean and Jayden, so that’s good. Will they soon have to share that time with another sibling? I guess as Ashlee Simpson said recently, “Time will tell!”

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Madonna should understand Britney Spears better than anyone since she has been in the spotlight for so many years and knows how hard the showbiz can be on someone more fragile.

So Madonna explains: “She [Britney] never was allowed to have a childhood… she was a star when she was a child. She didn’t get to grow up and make mistakes privately… she’s been under a microscope since she was a teenager, which I think is really tough; it’s hard to evolve that way.”

We heard that same excuse many times before and it fits. That should make parents more aware of what’s happening with their kids and if they have the space and time to grow up… (Can you HEAR that Billy Ray Cyrus?!?!)

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Even though Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are fighting for custody of their children doesn’t mean they can’t call each other can it? Even if that includes phone sex? Star Magazine has all the details:

Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys - Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months - the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out - with hours of erotic talk! “They have phone sex often - at least once a week,” an insider tells Star. “The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”

Now, I have a couple of questions, how does Star know this? Did Britney call them up and tell them? And second, why do I need to know this? Am I going to be better knowing that they call each other? I’m glad they are getting along for the children. But, some things are better left alone.

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I am excited about Britney Spears being on How I Met Your Mother, even though I may be the only one, and they have released an clip of her on the show. I think maybe she should consider getting a permanent role on a show that makes her play someone dippy. Right now, she’s at the top of her game with acting like that!

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Since Britney Spears wasn’t available Madonna was forced to kiss one of her backup dancers in Paris the other day. Maybe the custody issues have really got to her and she just needed to kiss someone other than her husband.

I guess the backup dancer didn’t protest…she looks like she is enjoying it. Wouldn’t you? She’s Madonna!

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Britney Spears rocked the part of the ditzy receptionist Abby on her first appearance of How I Met Your Mother. And now she’s back…it looks like she’s after someone new. I have to admit the only episode of the show I watched was the one with her on it and I was really excited that she was coming back. And Britney was too:

“I had such a great experience the last time I was on the show that I couldn’t wait to come back,” the singer said in a statement Monday. “I was really looking forward to working with this cast and crew again.

“Everyone was so nice,” she added. “Abby is going to have a lot of fun!”

The episode airs May 12.

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Britney Spears and her younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears reunited yesterday in their home town in Kentwood for Jamie Lynn’s baby shower.

“The shower’s on Saturday at Lynne’s house,” the insider tells Life & Style.

“At first, Jamie [Brit’s dad and also her guardian these days] didn’t think it was a good idea for Brit to go. He thought it might create chaos in Kentwood, and he wasn’t sure he wanted to put Jamie Lynn — or Britney — in the middle of that.

“Britney can’t travel without Jamie’s permission, so she worked really hard to talk him into it; it was so important for her to be there for her little sister. He finally gave in, knowing it’d be good for Brit and Jamie Lynn to finally see each other.”

Britney is making an impressive ‘recovery’! Now Brit is showing unconditional support to her little sister, who has been going to a tough time after finding out she was pregnant at the tender age of 16. Leave Jamie Lynn alone!!!

I’m sure Jamie Lynn leaned a lot from Britney’s mistakes. I hope so! Jamie Lynn is reportedly giving birth to a girl in late June/early July.

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Both Lauren Conrad and Britney Spears are wearing the same style of clothing. That green, looks like I used to wear it in the 90’s, and I got it for a great price shirt. But who pulls off the look better? Lauren or Britney? (May I say…Britney is looking smoking!!)

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Britney Spears has been pretty low profile lately but she still got time to make another special friend and we know how dangerous that can be:

The singer and her assistant were spotted picking up a shirtless, K-Fed lookalike at a petrol station in LA on their way to a Beverly Hills’ beauty salon.

Wearing jeans and trainers accessorized by stubble, sunglasses and visible boxer shorts, the unknown man’s style was reminiscent of that which attracted Britney to her ex-husband.

If Britney is going for the same type of destructive relationship, it is better to go back to Kevin Federline. Well substitutes never really work when you want a person specifically and Kevin is the father of her two baby boys.

Britney, call me!! I’m really good with relationship advice. It never works on me but I do wonders for other people’s relationships!!

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It sure is nice to see Britney Spears smiling and working out!! Britney soon may be the face of Bally’s Fitness. Britney’s parents are in negotiations with the head guy at Bally’s.

During the negotiations, Brit has been going to the club at least once a day and up to as many as three times a day. She’s training with two of the company’s top personal trainers — we’re guessing one for the front and one for the back. She’s also working with the company’s nutritionist, who has put Britney on five to six quality meals a day. No Taco Bell, no Fanta … life can really suck.

As of now, there is no deal — just negotiations. We’re told she isn’t getting any money yet, but she’s working out for free. As a company insider put it to us, “We’re more interested in Britney Spears’ health than her $19.”

Okay, sure…I just think it’s so she can work out there and people can see her. Doesn’t she have a personal gym at home??

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When I thought Britney Spears was keeping herself together, maintaining a low profile, she does something stupid. Just try to stay home please or let the bodyguard drive!!

But I don’t think this “car wreck” was anything serious so here is how it happened:

The pop superstar went for an evening spin in her Mercedes with her bodyguard on Saturday (12Apr08) and accidentally bumped another motorist in heavy traffic on her way home, according to reports. The car she rear-ended hit the vehicle in front.

All three cars were pulled over by police at a nearby gas station, where the authorities tested to see if Spears had been drinking, according to an eyewitness.

The bystander, who saw the accident and the commotion that followed, says, “Britney just appeared to lose concentration and drove into the car in front of her.”

That bystander had to be looking right into her eyes to notice she lost concentration right when she bumped into the other car. I mean in the exact moment it happened, and the “bystander” would have to be focused on her facial expression.

All this happened Saturday night… night!! The “bystander” is talking BS!! Sounds more like something paparazzi would say!!

Anyway reports say there was no one hurt and no tickets were given to the participants in the accident.

Source: ContactMusic

UPDATE: Pictures and video after the jump… (Read the article)

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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan could definitely be sisters, if one is just using this photo as basis!  The bad 70’s cop sunglasses, the weaves, the bad skin…these two train wrecks are just one stage mommy away from being separated at birth!

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Britney Spears was watching American Idol last night, and she was reportedly so moved by the children in Africa who had Malaria, she decided to help them.  After watching Idol Gives Back, she cried for two hours about it, then asked her dad if she could have permission to donate $25,000.

A source told Life & Style, “She did it all on her own. She watched the show and cried for like two hours over the children in Africa with malaria. She didn’t know much about the disease, so she Googled it. She was horrified to realize kids were dying from mosquito bites. So she went online and donated after getting [her dad] Jamie’s permission. She used her Amex.”

Aww, Britney has a heart!  Good for her and her new image!

How do you think Britney’s friend, Kristy Lee Cook will do this week?

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Moby says that he has the hots for the trainwreck version of Britney Spears.  The umbrella, the Cheetos, the shaved head, they do it for him!

Maybe the peak of Brit’s hotness, in Moby’s mind, was when she shaved off her hair and got the Moby Cut?  They could have been twins during those days….

“She’s like this (U.S. playwright) Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her.

I found her moderately appealing in the late ’90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

This needs to happen.  Now.  I can’t wait to hear the record those two would put out!

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What is next for Britney Spears?? Furniture with her name on it...wouldn’t you love to just have the Britney Spears couch in your house? I bet it would be nice and soft…and well you know…

Spies say Spears is in talks with Danish celebrity broker Claus Hjelmbak to “bring Danish accent pieces to the United States . . . Britney will be the face of the brand.” The insider tells us that Hjelmbak and Jamie Spears have been working out the deal for more than two months. Hjelmbak and Britney met at the Scandinavian Style Mansion back in December 2007, when Britney was reportedly paid $1 million to celebrate her birthday at the event, hosted by Sharon Stone.

Wow…it would be the new IKEA!

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Britney Spears is on the cover of the new issue of OK! Magazine. OK! says on the cover that Britney lost 15 pounds in just 4 weeks. But, the photo that’s shown as her “After” picture was taken in 2003! Did she lose 5 years off of her life in 4 weeks, too? They didn’t even bother to add in her weave!

What do you think of OK!’s cover? Is it misleading, or is it just a good day when we see Britney depicted in a positive light?

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It looks like Jamie Lynn Spears is in fact engaged to Casey Aldridge. A friend of Jamie Lynn blabbed it all to Ok Magazine.

“Jamie Lynn and Casey are officially engaged,” a friend of the teenage couple tells OK!. “They’re committed to each other and anxious to be the best parents they can possibly be, and also the best husband and wife they can be to each other.”

Now why does this just sound wrong??

And those closest to Jamie Lynn tell OK! the teen plans to stay true to her small-town roots, most likely exchanging vows with Casey in Kentwood at “Serenity,” the estate owned by Britney — who obviously leads the list of possible bridesmaids.

“She’ll have the baby there, and soon after, she will also get married there,” says a pal of the teen. “I expect she’ll want to wait at least several months to get her figure back so she can wear a beautiful wedding gown and then have her dream wedding.”

It is all really weird…and what’ s this about getting her figure back so she can wear her gown?? These people all seem really immature to me…it makes me sick really…

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I’m trying really hard not to make fun of Britney Spears because she is getting her stuff together but….what’s up with the hair? I loved it dark with the red highlights! Britney, bring back the dark hair…please!!

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As many of you know, I, Antonio Santiago JR., self-appointed pseudo-celebrity at backseatcuddler.com, am also a boxing writer at ringsidereport.com. My favorite ringsidereport.com and backseatcuddler.com reader, Jay, actually sent me an email about this recently calling me gay, which actually made me very proud becuase Jay made me one of those people, like Lennox Lewis, David Bowie, Annie Lennox, Truman Capote, Madonna and Pope John Paul II, whose sexualities were at least once questioned by someone. So I feel famous

Recently, my editor at ringsidereport.com, Geno McGahee, a great man if there ever was one, sent us boxing writers a team letter recommending we ask for review copies of boxing books which, if you can prove you are a writer online or on a magazine and promise to write a review of the book,  you can get for free. So I started firing away and asking for all kinds of boxing books and have been successful so far. Of course all that means is I will have much more work on my hands.

So a lightbulb went on today inside my brain. My lightbulbs must be broken because that does not happen to me much and when it does, my ideas usually are as brilliant as those of Beavis and Butthead, or worse yet, former O.J. best friend Kato Kaelin or Nicole Ritchie. It ocurred to me that I can also ask for entertainment and fashion related books and review them here for you, my beloved readers that I dedicate my life as a writer to.

I have asked for a couple of books, on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. I plan to ask for books on Boy George, Lindsay Lohan, Jerry Springer, the aforementioned Madonna, Hanson, Zac Efron, Menudo, Nick Carter, Justin Timberlake, Nicole Ritchie, Jenna Jameson, Howard Stern, Vanessa Hudgens, The Jonas Brothers, Miley Cirus, Avril Lavigne, Carolina Herrera, Yves Saint Laurent, Oscar De La Renta, Hugo Boss, F’Cuck, and just about every famous celebrity entertainer and fashion designers or brands out there.

What you will get is my uncut, unashamed opinion both on the book and the controversies or fashions surrounding the subjects, so far as you can enjoy them, with respect to the subjects shown where respect is merited. For example, I won’t make fun of Brangelina’s international airport type of family. It is cruel and dirty to make jokes of children and I find it rather admirable of the Pitt’s-or is it Jolie’s?-that they are willing to give someone from a third world country an opportunity to have better chances in life.

I don’t want to close my column without giving a shout to the one real celebrity on my family, my father Antonio Sr. He just received his own biographical page at wikipedia.org, the sign that you have actually ARRIVED as a celebrity. Check it out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Santiago     

My must do woman of the week: Have you seen Kola Boof lately? She attends her book readings naked!! Her point is women should not be ashamed of what they have and from my border-feminist mindset, I agree 100 percent and know what she means, it’s not the body she is talking about, it’s the soul. But MY OH MY, those milk-producers she’s got look like Mount Kilimanjaro, and I am a tourist and want to visit those mountains if you get my drift!!

Well amigas, I love you all. Love back to tj69662094@aol.com! Until next week my sisters and some brothers outthere as well, see you later!!  

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Britney Spears visited South Park last night, and I can’t decide if it was really funny or really sad. Here’s the synopsis, via Dlisted:

South Park devoted an episode to Britney Spears last night. In the episode, Brit tries to escape the paparazzi by camping out in South Park. The South Park boys find out Brit’s in town and trick their way into her motel by pretending to be SPF and JJ. She shoots herself in the head when she realizes that she will never be left alone. She survives, but the top of her head is missing.

She goes on to perform at a awards show where the media makes fun of her for being fat and for having a camel toe, but don’t really mention the fact that she has no head. The South Park boys decide to help Britney by taking her to the North Pole. The paparazzi mob follows and confesses they won’t stop until she is dead. The cartoon Brit finally dies and we learn the real truth on why everyone wants her dead. Brit must be sacrificed in order for there to be a good harvest. The episode ends with the people finding their next sacrificial lamb…Miley Cyrus.

Miley: watch and learn! Make all the money you can now and go into hiding!

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