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Is Candy Spelling Trying To Get a Job with TMZ?

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Candy Spelling has written yet another open letter over at TMZ, this one to pap princess Britney Spears.  Is she trying to become a regular contributor or does she really have nothing better to do with her time than write letters to the train wreck du jour?

 Dear Britney:

You made me do it. I didn’t plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from TMZ.com because I didn’t feel strongly about what anyone was doing — or else I couldn’t decide which side to believe.

You’ve driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time? We’ve seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You’re wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ’s own “Victim of Pap Smear” and “Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash” to be your legacy? You can do much better.

Read the rest of the letter at TMZ 

POSTED BY: Lexie

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Tori Spelling Embarrassed by Mom

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TMZ posted an open letter from Tori’s mom Candy to the Girls Gone Wild guru on Saturday, prompting an immediate response from Joe — from his cell in federal lockup. According to our sources, Tori was mortified by her mother’s actions and “called three different people” connected to Joe to apologize for her mother’s actions.

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Joe Francis and Candy Spelling in an Ugly Cat Fight

candy_joe.jpgGirls Gone Wild” founder, Joe Francis, currently incarcerated for tax fraud charges, has responded to an open letter from Candy Spelling, posted this morning on TMZ, with an open letter of his own:

Dear Candy:

I don’t know you, I have never met you and I don’t know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let’s say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.

I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it’s sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.

Candy, you don’t know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.

Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys….) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.

I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.

Sincerely,

Joe Francis

My first thought was that Candy enjoyed the attention she received from her open letter to Paris Hilton so much, that she has decided to continue to milk this for all it’s worth. Maybe Joe is onto something with this lonely old woman thing.

My second thought was they let you have computers in jail? Maybe we’ll get some good juicy stuff outa Paris while she’s in the slammer.

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Candy Spelling’s Open Letter to Paris Hilton

POSTED BY: Lexie

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