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Chris Crocker Wants You to Take a ‘Piece of’ Him

Ooh lala! A boy in girl’s underwear mimicking his idol Britney Spears. Is there something oddly attractive about Chris Crocker, or is this guy just a freak? You decide!

POSTED BY: Jebbica

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Britney Spears is the Biggest Moron on the Planet

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is allegedly desperate to win back her children and her ex-hubby Kevin Federline.  So, how does she go about obtaining this goal?  She parties, runs over people’s feet, runs redlights, forgets her underwear, and her latest, she’s a cleptomaniac. 

WTF?  Are her priorities seriously getting a few minutes of attention from The Bloggers over ensuring the safety of her children?  Because seriously.  Stealing a Bic lighter from a gas station?  That isn’t going to win K-Fed back.  She’s just giving him ample amounts of ammo to use to prove what an unfit mother she is. 

Why are people still letting her adopt animals?  Why are people talking with her about possibly adopting more babies to corrupt?  And why the hell is she not getting prosecuted for any of these thefts and smashed feet and reckless driving?  Pop stars are not above the law.  Send her to jail!  The girl needs to wake up quick before she wakes up dead–or worse, winds up killing one of those poor babies due to her own stupidity.  You’re not cute, Brit.  This behavior is just making you look like the biggest loser in the universe!  Please get some help.  Chris Crocker:  quit trying to get into Hyde and help out your girl.

Photo Source:  TMZ

POSTED BY: Jebbica

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Chris Crocker, Meet Your Nemesis

Meet Tina, the latest YouTube Flavor of the Minute.  She is not Britney Spears‘ biggest fan. She calls Brit-Brit “fat” and her new song, “Gimme More” is “sucky.”  Oh, please please please get in a video war with Chrissy!  Britney just might be the best thing our economy has seen lately. Look how many people now have jobs (myself included) because of her?

POSTED BY: Jebbica

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The Cooler Names 11 Most Unsexiest Men; BSC Names Most Worst Fugliest Androgynous Celebs

The Cooler:  (Nov. 1) - Every year PEOPLE magazine names a sexiest man alive and Esquire names the sexiest woman in the world.This year, in response to Charlize Theron ’s Esquire title, Maxim made their own list — the Five Unsexiest Women Alive – with Sarah Jessica Parker , Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh , Madonna  and Britney Spears  as their targets.

So where’s the ridiculous lineup of the unsexiest men that many would argue are super sexy?

In honor of gender equality, The Cooler decided to compile a list the most unattractive males.

They list a gaggle of good-looking guys, including Ben Stiller, Eric Dane, and Ryan Phillippe, leaving many girls’ and queens’ panties in a wad.  I know it’s all silliness, but come on!  Ben Stiller’s as adorable as they come!  Why didn’t they include Akon?  I could think of a few more, but I won’t.  Instead, why not keep the ball rolling?  In response to something that was in response to something that was in…well, you get the idea, here’s another list for you:

Backseat Cuddler Presents:  Jebbica  Names the Most Worst Fugliest Androgynous Celebs

Androgynous

10.  Brigitte Nielson:  She may be six feet of woman, but she will kick your ass.

9.  Dennis Rodman:  In an attempt to give RuPaul a run for her money, he just doesn’t quite pull it off as a good looking man or woman!  Carmen, what did you see in this, um…dude?!

8.  Clay Aiken:  If he were invisible, we’d never know whether or not this not-so pretty boy were indeed, a boy.

7.  Rumer Willis:  She’s got Demi’s eyes and Bruce’s chin, making her look like one of Conan O’Brian’s bits on “If They Mated” instead of an actual person.  It doesn’t make for a very good mashup.

6.  Jared Leto:  The once cute actor has now turned many women off with his poseur du jour guy-liner.

5.  Chris Crocker:  Aww, he’s kind-of a pretty girl when he’s not exposing his crotch; it just didn’t feel right not to include him.

4.  Perez Hilton:  It’s a man!  It’s a woman!  It’s queenie Perez!

3.  Ann Coulter:  She says she’s a woman, but she has an Adam’s apple. 

2.  Carrot Top:  The beefy muscles may be manly, but that hair!  Those eyebrows!  There’s just something creepy about his androgynous persona.

1.  Michael Jackson:  We’ve all heard the joke:  Only in America, can a poor black man grow up to be a rich, noseless white woman.  ::Shudder::

POSTED BY: Jebbica

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‘Rock of Love’ Heather Moving in With Chris Crocker?

Heather from ‘Rock of Love’ 

This is disturbing on so many levels I’m not sure where to begin. Heather Chadwell of Bret Michaels ‘Rock of Love’ infamy is moving to Los Angeles to pursue her acting career. A walking cliche, yes but there is more. She will be living in a house with 2 other castmates from ‘RoL’ (Brandi C and Krista) and and and - Chris Crocker, Britney’s YouTube leave-her-alone-cry-baby.

“He’s funny and hilarious,” Heather says of Cocker. “He’s very flamboyant and he’s controversial which is awesome . . . I think a reality show with the four of us in L.A. would be a great idea.”

Heather has ‘given up’ the stripper life, (uh huh…) wants to host E! Entertainment channel’s ‘Wild On’ series, (blah) or perhaps do a spin-off of Rock of Love similiar to I Love New York on VH1. She is (really!) in talks with VH1 about these projects.

POSTED BY: Daisy

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