
On yet another stop on Sanjaya’s post-show publicity tour was David Letterman’s “Late Show” on CBS, where Malakar read the “Top Ten” list Monday night.
Top 10 things Sanjaya Malakar learned from American Idol
10. the camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk
9. work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place
8. it’s very important to “keep it real, dawg”
7. i should have gone for the immunity idol – oh wait, that’s “survivor”
6. on-camera simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he’s a total jerk
5. voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel
4. when you forget the words, just do this
(sanjaya belts out a riff like “ohhhhhhhh”)
3. honestly, i thought i was auditioning for “are you smarter than a 5th grader?”
2. nothing
1. america loves performers with bad hair – right, dave?
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